jordens puls

hello you problably know me from my JSMN or Tanis sideblogs! I'm a grumpy old man, I mostly just reblog witchy shitposts, pretty nature and Pan. will block ignorant or rude people.

[danskjavlarna]

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Here’s my collection of vintage fauns, satyrs, and other woodland deities.

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[yorickish-deactivated20250521]

the last couple of days I've been noticing way more buds than usual on the branches of trees and bushes. I think something big is about to happen

[kiwisodaz]

Baby need smoko

[charnel-grounds]

Harold Roth, “The Wanderer”

watercolour on paper, 2025

[clawmarks]

The Wanderer - Alain Fournier - 1928 - via Internet Archive

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Tomárúm av Christine Linde | Old Tijkko, 2022 | black and white art and photography

@tomarum

[upthewitchypunx]

I've seen these memes with "pick your house for quarantine" and there's, like, 6 houses with 5 authors in each. I've also seen this with "pick your seder table"

Can someone do this with new age and witchcraft authors? It would be hilarious. I swear to dog, I would not want to be stuck at a table with Alister Crowley and Silver Ravenwolf... Or maybe I would?

[traegorn]

I mean, like Aleister Crowley from when he was alive or Aleister Crowley as he is NOW?

These are very different questions, and I think I'd prefer the latter 😆

[upthewitchypunx]

If that's the case there would be a lot of houses filled with corpses and ashes here.

[upthewitchypunx]

I'm still saying we need one for occult authors.

[jordenspuls]

yeah I got tired of waiting for someone else to make one ENJOY!

[upthewitchypunx]

Wow. I'm so glad someone did it!

[punkypagan]

House 5 for sure. It would be a game of how uncomportable can you make a o spare

[dianic-witchcraft-official]

i am ignoring EVERYONE ELSE, booking it to house Six and planting my ass before Victor Anderson, probably weeping. he proceeds to strike me in the temple with his cane and I thus achieve enlightenment.

Apparently Victor's ghost will show up and teach magic to literally anyone also. He's become notorious for this lol.

It's a damned shame Storm Faerywolf didn't make the list, I would give anything to watch that man annoy Aleister Crowley. Putting Crowley anywhere is a good way to get a gay orgy started. Man was bisexual as a saloon door. Don't google his Magic Elixir. Watch out Gerald Gardner. *Gardner was a massive screaming homophobe

House five is having the best time. It would take Scott Cunningham, who died of AIDS in the 90s, all of half an hour to bring Spare out of the closet, poor bastard. Notoriously repressed homosexual. Died mothering a brood of street cats, mayherestinpeace. And Starhawk and Budapest are both wlw; Starhawk is openly bisexual but Z is shrouded in mystery. She apparently wrote a book called "My Sordid Past as a Heterosexual" but she's absolutely mythic lol. Her and Starhawk are still friends to this day. It would be a gay old time, that's certain.

Every single person in house 4 is fangirling Crowley, especially Crowley. Inominandum (Jason Miller) and fucking Buckland would not leave that man alone for anything lol.

House 3 is Gerald Gardner fangirling Dion Fortune, Ron Hutton fangirling Gardner and Gemma Gary putting good old Cornish curses on their annoying asses

Everyone in House 2 is beating the ever-loving shit out of L Ron Hubbard. Doreen Valiente was a Nazi-busting British secret agent, she would have given him one cross look and he'd spontaneously combust. Also she had to deal with fucking Gardner. And Cochrane. WHERE IS ROBERT COCHRANE And the Coven of Atho guy?? Woman is a warrior against male bullshit. Even conspicuously Caucasian hoodoo wannabe Cat Yronwode can get some licks on on the scientologist. Schulke can plant a poison garden from the ashes.

House number one is having a great night now that they ejected DJ Conway and made her and Silver Ravenwolf share the Stupid Closet, but they're hotboxing.

Serial eyeliner abusing warlock Christian Day spends his quarantine ranting to Chumbley about his Twitter feed while Chumbley quietly psivampirizes him, hoping he'll get tired and shut up, and Blavatsky starts to wonder if maybe she might be a lesbian...

The only person I didn't know was Cassandra Eason, and I have some more occultists in mind who didn't make the list.

House number seven can be Old George Pickingill, Peter J Carroll, Anton LaVey and Jesus Christ 😈

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tagging @gatekeeper-of-witchcraft I think she's the only one i know who is deep enough in trad craft for this to be hilarious lol

Blessed be!

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[jordenspuls]

Syndabocken by Fredrik Thelin. Nordanstig, Hälsingland.

[awsugar]

my apologies etsy witches i was not familiar with your game

[drdopamine]

We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk

If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightm

[metamorphesque]

John of the Mountains: The Unpublished Journals of John Muir

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[kourosart]

Nymphaeum Villa Visconti Borromeo Litta, 16th century

Lainate, Lombardy

[unhelpfultarot]

Queen of Swords and The Tower

I can't even leave you kids home by yourselves for half an hour without you wrecking the place.

[snoopylovessoup]

[unhelpfultarot]

Three of Swords reversed and Two of Wands

You're not going to get your heart broken this time, because this time you have a plan.