clinically queer

dni: europeans, jeep owners, people who can bake better than me

[jordyntheunderachiever]

smoke my funny weed and play my silly little videogames like im a real human being👆🗣️🔈‼️🤩🥸🤪🫤

[jordyntheunderachiever]

i cannot believe it is christmas time is an illusion nothing is real

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ppl who dont use a pfp on their main public accounts are fucking wild and i know so many

[jordyntheunderachiever]

paint looks so yummy sometimes

[amoretteboba]

Y/N : I’m so hot. *standing in front of electric fan*

König : Yes you— I mean— yeah. Yeah its- its hot in here.

[jordyntheunderachiever]

i love making posts on accounts with no followers its like screaming into an empty auditorium

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mw3 hc tdm vs warzone is actually wild to play back to back in the same app on my xbox

[jordyntheunderachiever]

reblogs and retweets are for fools whatever happened to in text citations

[jordyntheunderachiever]

the camel crushes actually better than most menthols change my mind