fucking deck me to the ocean

mari | 26 | real king of games | tired of having to pay bills

[laststandofdeadman]

yugioh, naruto and shawol mutuals you’re the only ones i care about, we’re all best friends and im always here for you 😚😌 the rest of y’all.... please don’t think of us as mutuals but more like business partners that only interact on meetings that ends with you giving me a lot of money  thank you

[horsefigureoftheday]

I highly recommend doing this with a girl. It will be very messy because you don't have a horse mouth, and it will sorta have the vibe of the rotisserie chicken dinner tarp post, but it will create an unbreakable bond between you and the girl. If you do this, you will be texting until the morning hours and pining for your next meetup.

[ozempicofficial]

[sexygaywizard]

FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗

[kaban-bang]

[laststandofdeadman]

algm podia tomar coragem e dar um tiro na porra do messi no proximo jogo da floptina né?

[laststandofdeadman]

egypt you need to break messi's leg

open fracture if possible make that fucking clown cry like the baby that he is

[emilyirvineart]

Appropriate time to use the phrase “comfort character”

[fladurblegon]

“What if poor people abuse the system?”

The system intrinsically abuses poor people.

Hope this helps.

[breninarthur]

"What if poor people abuse the system?"

Rich people abuse the system far more and out of pure greed, not necessity or desperation so idrc about that

[aceromancy]

Anyway I’m probably the only one who didn’t know about these free to use Gokurakugai wallpapers 😭

[targetedknowledge]

[slothful-rabbit]

I laughed so fucking hard at this

[potatochipship]

[the-semicolonoscopy]

“What the fuck do you think freedom means, Earl?” is right up there with “Harold, they’re lesbians.”

[the-semicolonoscopy]

Reblogging for pride month.

[the-semicolonoscopy]

Bringing this one back again for pride month.

[ultrareginarules]

“Harold, they’re lesbians” is the EXACT thing I thought of when I listened to this. Same energy. Love it.

[loveridden1999]

savory treats. let's give it up for savory treats

[reactionimagesdaily]

[dogpuppy]

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

future spouse: what’s your favorite work of homoerotic literature?

me, thinking about the “living in a log cabin with thor” reddit comment: hmmm….at the risk of limiting the great gatsby to its subtext-

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

if you haven’t read- no- experienced this yet

[jennyholzertruisms1977]

[foreskinnty]

I gently sponge Gay Tom Hardy down

[seafolks]

salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished

[beatlesweatles]

[tariktalks]