comfort to me

what does that even mean? | jori | 20 | she/her |🎐🪩🫧

[joridrw]

overcome with the sudden feeling that petting a dove would fix me rn

[angelnicknelson]

love victor 1.09 / heartstopper 2.01

[mousidy]

they removed posting from tumblr. now there's only scrolling down through the vast blank expanse. great

[impishcupid]

[itsfelixiguess]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

i’m starting to think that some of you are bisexual

[parasitoidism]

The celebrity Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors being some of the best ones is like the retail equivalent of having to go to a restaurant and order a rootin tootin yeehaw cowboy burger or something

[parasitoidism]

The Tonight Dough is a downright hedonistic ice cream flavor concept but in order to obtain it you have to purchase a pint of ice cream with Jimmy Fallon's face on it and then see him in your freezer every day for a week

[underestimated-heroine]

[wifegideonnav]

why are there so many tonight dough posts

[joridrw]

do I like him or do I just want free access to his closet

[hungry-skeleton]

Shipping a man in a canon het relationship with another man but I'm shaking my head the whole time so you know it's not out of misogynistic disregard for the woman character

[isuggestpolyamory-archive]

i have a suggestion

[totallyawesome123]

lets hear out tumblr user isuggestpolyamory

[whitepeopletwitter]

[weaselle]

here are some cross-sections of some undersea cables in case anyone wants to know why this is especially funny

and we know this happens regularly

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm logged in

[i-am-a-fish]

but why

[darkmoonravewolf]

To see my cat

[i-am-a-fish]

you're right, I remember now

[dormouseking]

i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao

[that-twink-over-there]

Fuck his dad

[mananabuffins]

Fuck his dad

[penumant]

Fuck his dad

[emilynyaaa]

Fuck his dad

[yesnowhatno]

[joridrw]

my toxic trait is that whenever someone mentions a song I have to sing a short excerpt as if the other person wouldn't believe I know it otherwise

[mahgck]

you have to outlive donald trump

[mahgck]

imagine how funny the internet will be on the day he dies.

[420technoblazeit]

guys it's ok. everybody knows america isnt real they made it up for supernatural

[crazy-brazilian]

[kkorechika]

thats what the whole show is about dumbass. breaking=bad

[felinehexes]

[bipdf]

is somebody gonna match my boop?

[memeuplift]

[toytowns]