random jjba hcs. like extremely random:
no tw, mostly silly. some spoilers.
- polnareff's hair is 80% aquanet. you can smell polnareff before you see him. after the events of stardust crusaders, but before the events of vento aureo, every once in a while polnareff got a letter with jotaro's name on it and the official speedwagon foundation seal. all that's inside is a coupon for aquanet from walgreens.
- part 3 joseph accidentally called kakyoin "caesar" when laughing at him. joseph seemed really embarrassed, so kakyoin acted like he didn't notice and planned to ask jotaro about it later, but never got to.
- mista has forgotten on multiple occasions that he stores his bullets in his hat. it's very effective in combat, but he'll pull off his beanie after a long day and the entire floor gets covered in bullets. it's extremely annoying to fugo and abbacchio the fifth time it happens.
- josuke doesn't sweat and okuyasu sweats a LOT. it's really jarring to see them side by side after running around, you'd think okuyasu came from the gym and josuke was sitting inside.
- trish helps bruno maintain his bob. every once in a while she'll sit in the turtle and cut his hair. they use this time to learn a little more about each other, especially after trish gets spice girls. bruno tells her about his childhood, trying to lighten the mood she asks if he also had a bob back then and was ecstatic when he confirmed.
-johnny, being from kentucky, sometimes says things that totally blue screens gyro. in one of their little small talks on horseback, gyro heard johnny under his breath:
"it's hotter than two rats fuckin' inna wool sock out 'ere."
gyro keeps little notes of weird southern-isms like that in a note book. it's endearing.
(*authors note: im from the american south and would give multiple body parts for johnny to have a good southern accent in the dub)
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