Even the IRS calls me Joey!

CEO of FeelWood inc. BUY NOW! Vitamin D intravenous therapy $600 dollars https://a.co/d/g0Kj6T9 Vitamin B12 intravenous therapy $1200 dollars https://a.co/d/fwO7keK Vitamin C intravenous therapy $600 dollars https://a.co/d/2JKRge1 Assorted mineral (lithium, potassium, calcium) immune system cleanse https://a.co/d/2496emt “If a thing is right it can be done, and if it is wrong it can be done without; and a good man will find a way.” ― Black Beauty

[whathorsebreedisthat]

[josephjoeywoods]

Hey, this is Kyoya. I'm extending an invite to you for my resort in Fiji. You can come for free.

Great news everybody.,.or should I say...

everyPONY

(I understand #Tumbler #Slang now!)

my Good Buddy Kyo-YA has invited me (Joey) to his private resort in Fiji.......very classy L.O.L.... I do not have a privart resort but I have been to Camp David or at least several miles close by in west Virginia where those country roads took me home.......

I also have fiji water! good with vitamins link in bio and a grilled cheese #YUMYUM

[kaoruscorner]

hey Bud Light LOL.........can you ask Kyoya to TXT e back? ha ha how was the resort can i get a #invite next time....? unless you are......you know......#BUSY #haha

NO.

[josephjoeywoods]

please❓

[josephjoeywoods]

ha ha I do NOT like that. When I was a young man my mother had me DEWORMED. it took her three times tog et all the buggers outta there! I would not want to dishonor er memory... RIP MOM #andworms

[josephjoeywoods]

Do you know who Jimmy Crystal is

No L.O.L. is he a relation of yours...❔ ❓ anonymous Cystal ❔ ❓

but I had a brother named Jimmy once. COOL CAD. t. he liked a different kind of crytstal sadly and now he is gone somewhere ese #staligtites

[spidersdaily]

[saturnvs]

fight

[deliverancefromfear]

[marxistmandalorian]

Lessons from the 90s that children today need

[josephjoeywoods]

SO TRUE little anime bunny #CEE. yuor friends (and YOU) could learn from this...and stop #CYBER BULLYING my good little bud light Kaoru #befriends

[pumpkinmetaphor]

Sign ups are now OPEN for the first-ever Joseph "You Get More 'Bang' For Your 'Buck' If You Call Me Joey" Woods Big Bang!

Sign ups close 31st of April at 11:59pm U.S.A!!!! so be sure to fill out the form as soon as possible! (click here for your timezone).

Artists | Writers

Wait…what’s a Big Bang?

Big Bangs are a splenderific fandom event inspired by mad cats who worked together on a big project. I know a lot about big projects. Me and my #buddy Kyoya have this great FEEL WOOD project coming out soon and we're working like horses. Get it. Workhorses. Anyway, you write a big spiel and slap some art into it and Bob's your uncle (or in my case, my fifth cousin.) The first official online Big Bang happened in 2005, 20 years ago! I was only a spry young rooster back then! And now we're bringing it to you! 

When both are finished, the stakeholders at Feel Wood will choose the best project to be the face of our organisation going forward. You'll be plastered on billboards from here to Hong Kong!*

We look forward to creating with all of you!

APPLY HERE!

*exposure fee may apply

[ninanation]

No and Can you shut up

[ninanation]

I'm sorry this was very rude of me. I will think about my actions for 13 minutes.

[pumpkinmetaphor]

Nina it's been two hours, have you finished thinking about your actions

[ninanation]

No and can you shut up

[josephjoeywoods]

What"S #PUMPIN Nina Nation and pumpkingmetaphor little buddy....L.O.L.

I would like to

#BANG

in the #BINGBANG....

I dont kn0w anyone named BOB in my #family....but I have Vitamin B12 supplements buy now link in bio

[ninanation]

Am I not little buddy ? Are you mad at me

[josephjoeywoods]

YOU are both #LITTL EBUDDY......‼️ha HA

[pumpkinmetaphor]

Sign ups are now OPEN for the first-ever Joseph "You Get More 'Bang' For Your 'Buck' If You Call Me Joey" Woods Big Bang!

Sign ups close 31st of April at 11:59pm U.S.A!!!! so be sure to fill out the form as soon as possible! (click here for your timezone).

Artists | Writers

Wait…what’s a Big Bang?

Big Bangs are a splenderific fandom event inspired by mad cats who worked together on a big project. I know a lot about big projects. Me and my #buddy Kyoya have this great FEEL WOOD project coming out soon and we're working like horses. Get it. Workhorses. Anyway, you write a big spiel and slap some art into it and Bob's your uncle (or in my case, my fifth cousin.) The first official online Big Bang happened in 2005, 20 years ago! I was only a spry young rooster back then! And now we're bringing it to you! 

When both are finished, the stakeholders at Feel Wood will choose the best project to be the face of our organisation going forward. You'll be plastered on billboards from here to Hong Kong!*

We look forward to creating with all of you!

APPLY HERE!

*exposure fee may apply

[ninanation]

No and Can you shut up

[ninanation]

I'm sorry this was very rude of me. I will think about my actions for 13 minutes.

[pumpkinmetaphor]

Nina it's been two hours, have you finished thinking about your actions

[ninanation]

No and can you shut up

[josephjoeywoods]

What"S #PUMPIN Nina Nation and pumpkingmetaphor little buddy....L.O.L.

I would like to

#BANG

in the #BINGBANG....

I dont kn0w anyone named BOB in my #family....but I have Vitamin B12 supplements buy now link in bio

[horse-plush-a-day]

Jellycat Flossie Pony (retired)

[horse-plush-a-day]

Aurora Eco Nation™ Paint Horse (who appears to have seen things that she still has to process)

[josephjoeywoods]

You're so fucking hot mmmffhh...

44 degrees

in Vermont.... #NOTHOT ⁉️

[2022dirt]

Close up of horses.

[braincellwhatsthat]

Hello CEE....... how do I make a SIDE- BLOG ❓i don't have an intern any more to make my worldwebsites L.O.L. #KIDS she was stealing my VITAMINs.... do you need VITAMIN ❓ vitamin C for healthy bones buy now link in bio

click on +New

[josephjoeywoods]

❓

[braincellwhatsthat]

this is what's on the left side of your tumblr screen. if you want to find "account" click on where I circled in red. the red oval will not be there on your end meaning that you click where it says "account"

[josephjoeywoods]

how do I #SELL my vitamins here.........

[braincellwhatsthat]

that is where Tumblr sells its digital products. there is no seller platform on Tumblr for other businesses, but you can put links to your vitamins' storefronts in your blog's posts as you did before

[josephjoeywoods]

you are very nice...thank you young *PERSON ❓ for your help.......are you looking for an internship FEELWOOD ar e looking for more YOUNG TALENT Ha HA

I will contact Tumbr.....maybe they will make an exception for my #product

[braincellwhatsthat]

As riveting as that would be, after considering this opportunity carefully, I would respectfully like to decline. At this point in my life, I am currently working toward something that better aligns with my both my academic and career goals. Thank you

[josephjoeywoods]

you are a Smart Anime Bunny........you know what a BRAINCELL is L.O.L.

#GIRLPOWER #GOFAR #VOTEHILLARY

[kyoya9891111221111989]

What do you see in Kaoru

He makes me laugh.

[josephjoeywoods]

that is so #BEAUITFUL #LOVEISLOVE

[ninanation]

Joey your previous tags are actually really offensive I expect a structured apology to the gay community in the following hours otherwise I'll have to contact my attorneys

[josephjoeywoods]

I am sorry...I love MY GAY FAMILY. I lvoe even you #LESBIANS

not all GAYS are GUYS.........

i am #listnening & #learning

[ninanation]

Thank you Joseph. Some hideous twinks could learn a thing or two from you

[josephjoeywoods]

that is NOT NICE...... tw*ink isa offensive and CRUEL term for the gays...... and they are not hideous they are Handsome men. I would know L.O.L . #FRIENDS

[braincellwhatsthat]

Hello CEE....... how do I make a SIDE- BLOG ❓i don't have an intern any more to make my worldwebsites L.O.L. #KIDS she was stealing my VITAMINs.... do you need VITAMIN ❓ vitamin C for healthy bones buy now link in bio

click on +New

[josephjoeywoods]

❓

[braincellwhatsthat]

this is what's on the left side of your tumblr screen. if you want to find "account" click on where I circled in red. the red oval will not be there on your end meaning that you click where it says "account"

[josephjoeywoods]

how do I #SELL my vitamins here.........

[braincellwhatsthat]

that is where Tumblr sells its digital products. there is no seller platform on Tumblr for other businesses, but you can put links to your vitamins' storefronts in your blog's posts as you did before

[josephjoeywoods]

you are very nice...thank you young *PERSON ❓ for your help.......are you looking for an internship FEELWOOD ar e looking for more YOUNG TALENT Ha HA

I will contact Tumbr.....maybe they will make an exception for my #product