(Not) Actually Joseph Stalin

Part of @Nasa-official 's fam of officials

[iisafangirl]

Avengers 4 Title:

Infinity plus one war

[marlboro-trans]

Terfs: wombyn are their ovaries!!! Ovaries make a wombybybynnn. Accept that u are a womynbdgnn you have ovaries !!!!

Me, a trans man on the danger list for ovarian cancer and is going to get them removed in the distant or near future:

not for long

[lesmercy-deactivated20190205]

You’re still female whether you have ovaries or not lmao

[marlboro-trans]

You heard it here first folks!! Females are females regardless of whether or not they have ovaries, so trans women are women regardless of their lack them. Well said :)

[shitposts-n-shenanigans]

You played yourself like a damn fiddle, fool

[knighthearts]

Visit Original Link

since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort

happy april fools y’all

[knighthearts]

how bad could it possibly be

[knighthearts]

this is it.  this is my favorite tag on this post

[knighthearts]

it’s time. its been a whole year since i made this post

[quixiiify]

Make Some Pocket Extenders for Your Pants

So I don’t know about you, but I’m often frustrated by the ridiculous smallness of girls’ pockets. At a bare minimum, I need to be able to shove my cellphone in there - come on, pants companies! So what I started doing was making myself pocket extenders. I’ve done this several times, for pants and shorts. It’s great.

I just got this pair of jeans, so I thought I’d show you how to do it. I kind of feel like it just hasn’t occurred to some of you that this is an option, so maybe now it will. All you need is your pants, some fabric (I just took a random piece from a scrap bin), a needle, and some thread (thread doesn’t even need to match the fabric since literally no one will see it).

See? Ridiculous. Like, half a cellphone, or only 2.5″. Useless.

 So turn those inside out to expose the pockets.

Figure out how big you want your pockets to actually be. I kinda go by whatever looks like might be right. I didn’t really measure them. Fold the fabric in half, so you have a pocket, and then fold it in half again so you can have two equal ones.

Try to get the edges to line up enough, pin it in place, then sew up the sides! Are your stitches crazy uneven and wonky looking? Doesn’t matter; nobody’s going to see it. These are in the inside of your pants. The only thing that matters is that it holds up. So I double-did the corners, since those tend to get the most stress.

Cut open the bottom of the existing pockets.

Pin it in place, then sew around, joining the new pocket to the old pocket. I did this by keeping my hand on the inside, so I wouldn’t accidentally sew through the other side. Again, I reinforced the corners, and didn’t worry about what it actually looks like. Then I turned it in side out to make sure the inside was all joined properly.

Yay all done! And the pockets are so much bigger now!

Whaaaat I can fit my entire phone and entire hand and probably something else now, are girls’ pockets even allowed to do that?! Heck yeah they are.

[rosalarian]

You are a goddamn hero.

[im-just-a-peach]

The fashion industry just needs to catch the fuck up!

[should-be-sleeping]

The fashion industry wants to sell you pants AND a purse. They’ve made a conscious decision not to catch up.

[legitimatelala]

Reblogging for the truth in the last comment. That is, in a nutshell, the way everything works in this world.

[jonbutter]

reblog this to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™

[justanarchivenowsorry]

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[otarsus]

[blackphoenixincorporated]

WHY AM I JUST FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS ON JANUARY 1st???

[josephstalin-official]

Getting this saved from 2017, ready to use in 2018

[josephstalin-official]

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

[foulserpent]

hey anyone have other images that convey the mood these do because im trying not to overuse either too much but it jst keeps happening

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[foulserpent]

thank you…

[despazito]

[203y]

[reddpropaganda]

Masterpost.

[moved-c-rowbot]

Whether the wether weathers the weather or the weather weathers the wether

[sarahthehappygiraffe]

I’VE ONLY STUDIED ENGLISH FOR SEVEN YEARS I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS.

*confused Swedish noises*

[mixmio]

Don’t say we swedes aint having similar weird stuff:

“Får får får? Nej, får får inte får, får får lamm!”

[moved-c-rowbot]

Don’t make me get my Latvian guns out:

Dēļa dēles dēles dēlu sita ar dēles dēla dēli

[moved-c-rowbot]

Actually, let’s get something about Sweden in this:

Zviegtin zviega Zviedru zirgi

[ftagn]

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

[ftagn]

Косил косой косой Косой косой косой.

[buzzfeed]

South Asia Is Also Experiencing The Worst Flooding In Decades And The Photos Are Horrifying

Extreme rainfall has led to devastating floods across Nepal, India, and Bangladesh, killing nearly 1,200 people and displacing millions.

[dancinbutterfly]

Everyone knows about Texas but Texas, all on its own, is one of the largest economies on Earth. Bangladesh is one of the poorest countries on earth. Signal boost this.

[sandssavvy]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/south-asia-flooding-how-you-help-victims-india-bangladesh-mumbai-millions-a7920641.html

This includes links to some donation places. I heard Save The Children is helping with this disaster.

[yodiscrepo]

[britishpike]

this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck.

[asdfghkjklgkfhjh-deactivated201]

Remember the internet when we were kids?

[sagacitus]

REBLOG IF YOU REMEMBER ANY OF THESE

Here are all the games’ links in order :)

Bueno Rufus

Barbie Swan Lake Game

Bikini Bottom or Bust

That’s so Raven Pinball

Brandy and Mr. Whiskers- Style Diva

A Sitch in Time- Present

Sticky’s Mix Master

Lizzie McGuire Dressup

Babysit Baby Krissy

Barbie Makeover

Escalator Escape

MyScene Room Makeover

Helga’s Diary

Black Licorice

Crater Crossing

holy shiiiit nostalgia

[obiwan-archive-deactivated20180]

me listening to my mutuals talk about their interests:

me trying to cheer them up when they’re sad:

me when they post selfies:

[slow-riot-deactivated20200720]

Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

[tramampoline]

its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies

[catparazzi]

at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes

[awfullydull-deactivated20170619]

FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS

AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT

DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER

FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY *Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe

1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)

1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)

½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.) After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load.

[madsciences]

^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent

[ghostoftwentysomethingspast]

WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!

[legallynonbinary]

Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.

Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.

Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.

Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)

Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.

[legallynonbinary]

I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.

[polar-academia-deactivated20230]

I love this post so much it’s filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one

[avatar-dacia]

Keeping this.

[zukorama]

We have a family friend who worked with appliances said that fabric softeners actually damage the washing machine. Makes me wonder if it’s all a scam to get us to replace our machines more often….

[greelin]

good responses to getting stabbed with a sword

rude

that’s fair

not again

are you gonna want this back or can i keep it

[lubricates]

i recommend the creme brulee

i recommend you go away

[tendertobehold]