what if we kissed (and we were both vampires)😳😳😳

Mio |23| they/he| queer| art account : @mixmioart

[energyprison]

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

[sleepimali]

They'll charge you a very reasonable (outrageous) fee for their simplest protection charm. Deal?

[kyotoprotocols]

[gerardwayspostcocaineweightgain]

[100deadsaints]

happiest birthday to the only guitarist in the world

[clowncarpool]

cheese sits on the toilet while we take showers, and i like to stand on my tip toes and draw his silhouette in the steam from a high angle, then stand back to see how warped it is from his actual shape

oil and acrylic on masonite

[egonkula]

YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS BABBYYYY

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[kosmogrl]

[cozy2000]

time to post my favorite far side comic of all time

[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

[power-chords]

This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

[lillie-garden]

Never ever ever eat raw white onion and then smoke cigarette.

[helpeverythingiscats]

The gnomes beat the shit out of you again?

[lillie-garden]

The gnomes beat the shit out of me again.

[fairycosmos]

[bumblebeebats]

This was genuinely what it was like growing up in New Agey circles btw, my mum's friends would come round like "So I went out to the woods this weekend and fasted and meditated and I had a vision of the Sacred Stag and all my guardian angels and I asked them how to find love and they said that I need to focus on my own healing first and stop repeating cycles of the past" and then the very next week it'd be like "So I'm back with James again" girl..... the Sacred Stag could not have been more clear....

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[freakoutgirl]

and love..........

[spinostarz]

i really like that pictures of anteaters swimming look like someone tried to recreate the loch ness monster on a budget like

[pocketdogs]

bed bug