The Unnatural Philosopher

Every Villain Is Lemons

[thepigeongazette]

this is either the dumbest thing I’ve ever made or the culmination

[browsedankmemes]

[woodmeat]

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[thriveworks]

Tweets from Parents (see 15 more)

[paper-mario-wiki]

[espressobean]

this guy sounds like if Peter Griffin and Christopher Walken had a child together

[yesterdaysprint]

Pittsburgh Daily Post, Pennsylvania, August 4, 1912

[ubifidesibiamor]

Fake. They couldn’t underline in newsprint back then

[springbeanz]

Takes like less than a minute to check yourself.

[strawbebehmod]

Looks like you wrecked yourself

[fullhalalalchemist]

here’s my question……………if an animal was extremely endangered, like borderline almost extinct…..could beast boy……y’know…..

[fullhalalalchemist]

you all ignored this so im bringing it back

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

Yes. He could.

[trilllizard666]

yeah, he can turn into fucking dinosaurs so of course he can turn into near extinct animals. fuck kinda question is this?

[trilllizard666]

wait a minute.

WAI-

[bagged-a-bazooka]

Fellas we gotta stop payin taxes

[biff-donderglutes]

Fellas is it gay to give a man you never met 15% of your income

[bisexualcrises]

this was one of atla’s best jokes I swear

[tastefullyoffensive]

[madelinegxvx]

this is my baby

[smokeweedington]

baby boy

[http-brynnie-g0]

so

good news

[adamatronic-deactivated20170419]

I love it when google gets the wrong part of the article

[tragicdyke]

[mszombi]

Gothic Lolita:

[blanchesoul]

K

[enonem]

Person not really involved in goth subcultures but who just likes black:

[pocblog]

“After the Mayor of San Juan criticized the government’s Puerto Rico relief efforts, President Trump attacked her on Twitter, saying, “The Mayor of San Juan, who was very complimentary only a few days ago, has now been told by the Democrats that you must be nasty to Trump.” Oh, really, Donald? You bitch. Was she nasty to you? How nasty? Are you shaking? You wanna go smoke a Virginia Slim until your hand stops moving?“

[pocblog]

[animations-daily]

[whatwhiteswillneverknow]

White Woman Discusses Her ‘Black Woman’ Transition on Maury

Martina Big started out as a white woman, and now she’s here ... with Maury Povich, explaining why she chose to drastically change her appearance. The plastic-surgery-obsessed Big appeared on Maury, wearing a gigantic “Black Girls Rock” necklace and her best kinky weave. Even as the audience sat dumbfounded and confused, you could tell Maury was thinking, “I should have just did my usual paternity-testing show”.

When Maury Povich is a voice of reason, you need to check your life decisions.

[iwishthiswasacreativeurl]

i’m sorry i had to add these audience reactions because i felt every single one of these emotions while watching this

[atribecalledshevs]

The crowd 😭😭😭😭😭

[destinyrush]

what the entire fuck

[bajn]

how u look at ur bank account after u reblogged the money dog and u still have $2.63

[wolfsburgedition]