[professionalbeard]

this

[i-am-the-third-heat-deactivated]

a BOTTOM did this 

[squidificati0n]

[homofied]

[thyrell]

hey ive been really good about recycling and using reusable water bottles instead of disposable ones so why is there still an oil fire in the middle of the ocean

[thyrell]

i forgot about the showers im so fucking sorry

[disc80s]

me @ the Eurovision jury every year:

[badluckbee-art]

me @ måneskin

[hellsite-yano]

nintendo copy right striked a fanart 3D model of Bowser's cock and, by doing such, has now confirmed what it canonically looks like

[telltalebatman]

here’s a link to the artist’s tweet about it, featuring the dick itself https://twitter.com/akkoarcade/status/1380764674656858117

[hellsite-yano]

[wickedwonderlandd]

I was truly expecting a Rick roll…but uhhh

[murderturtles]

[glitteringdystopia]

It def is gnarlier than I expected.

[elliewantsmoreclothes]

That’s EXACTLY how I would picture it if I was forced to picture it.

[dicksplit]

[moxiemcmurder]

[pretentious-dandy-deactivated20]

My Republican mother looking at my search history

[tragiquehomme]

[homofied]

Man, that little scrolly wheel to pick your year of birth getting kinda far

[memewhore]

[owenology]

“Undercover Police in gay clubs”

[pimpandcrackwhore]

NE :D

[pileofknives]

[valtsv]

it fucks me up that tolkien only died in 1973. dude has the vibe of a victorian scholar who wrote all his manuscripts by candlelight but then you look him up and realise that he knew what color tv was. what the fuck.

[tiwaztyrsfist]

Tolkien had personal beef with the Beatles

[solepunk]

He actively encouraged Led Zeppelin to write songs based on the LOTR series and considered it an honor

[sillymarillion-comics]

[luccorvus]

When the current queen of Denmark was young, she made illustrations for his books and sent them to him under a pseudonym. He liked them and they were printed in the Danish version of the book.

[kaispeakshermind]

WHAT

[lontra-ohiensis]

still not over how much I love this

[gaybravado]

“Wind is always going someplace. What happens when it gets there?”

[debelice]

My Fav Bees, Emerald Orchid Bees  by cuntsparkle

[bonercrescent]

Thank you for your contribution cuntsparkle