I dont know what Im doing with anything

I identify as a cardboardbox. Bim/ber, when Im with my other box-kin we are know as a group of boxen.

[girlballs-archive]

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

[girlballs-archive]

if i see another reblog about tony the tiger im gonna launch this entire shit planet into the sun

[guerrillatech]

[kinda-okay-incorperated]

Happy Out Of Touch Thursday

[monopoly-man-777]

Once in a timeline, out of touch remix plays, and we have to thank the tumblr gods it this to go on for so long

[memewhore]

[bananahomo]

I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said “might as well see if it works.” I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if you’re a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.

dude.

$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.

[cloviepops]

re-reblogging and thinking about when i have another collection agency calling that i can just do this

[ayeforscotland]

I’ve been in absolute tears cry laughing at this for the past 15 minutes.

[fuzzyghost]

[esoanem]

The rise of the mechanical keyboard fandom proves that there is an innate human desire for clickity clacks that is going unfulfilled

[hungwy]

remember when valve released three of the best video games of all time in a thirty dollar bundle available on all major platforms

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

[2rsquared]

I want a new character

[theprettyboysclub]

Then make one.

[just-yet]

[catasters]

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

katana nerds were/are? insufferable but the debunking / backlash is almost as bad

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

like why does it matter that a zweihander can smash a katana to smithereens. in the historical context both of these weapons were used in they never would have made contact. a katana was a great tool for what it was used for, which is why it was used for that

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

sword nerds in general are dumb for like fandomizing historical tools of war and removing them from their context. especially when you consider that a saltwater crocodile is the greatest living weapon and could best both a 16th century samurai and a 14th century german knight with its death roll. stop paying attention to pieces of metal and start paying attention to animals, nerds

[yugirimistwalker]

bro what if you gave a zweihander and a katana to a saltwater crocodile though... holy shit. holy shit

[stuffman-main]

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

I just found someone sharing this on twitter, so sorry that I don’t have the link but omg

[broken-horn-of-equius]

Girlboss over here gaslighting the gatekeepers.

[silverscreeny]

Fuck the Home Owners Association.

[astraldemise]

bigweld

bigweld

[astraldemise]

you guys reblog this every wednesday every wednesday i wake up and wonder what day it is and i see bigweld in my tumblr notifications and im like ah its wednesday again bigweld wednesday just like last wednesday its wednesday its bigweld wednesday

[astraldemise]

guess how i found out today is wednesday

[podsolfairy]

with adhd/autism it's funny like. people will call you weird all your life, people will bully you for your "outlandish" behaviour, people will criticize literally everything you do as "not normal", BUT THE SECOND YOU GET DIAGNOSED (or suggest you might have it) they're like "huh what but you're so normal, you're literally the most normal person I've ever seen, you're literally so normal and absolutely nothing is wrong with you? why would you have that now all of a sudden???"

[ayeforscotland]

Surgeries and operations are being cancelled on the day of the queen’s funeral. These patients will have been on a waiting list for months if not years.

Everyone should be absolutely seething with rage.

[catchymemes]

[mossbawn]

i feel like the police are about to start pointing guns at people and shouting "MOURN"

[mossbawn]

THEY PUT A SNIPER ON TOP OF SCOTTISH PARLIAMENT FOR THE FUNERAL PROCESSION. I WAS JOKING

[lordsmaf]

I will forever respect Animorphs for tricking kids who are just really into animals to read a book series by going “Hey you, you daydream about what it’s like to be a dolphin or a bird or a wolf? Have I got a book for you!” and then slowly radicalizing them with 50+ books of “There are no winners in war. Whatever ‘victory’ you perceive comes at the cost of sacrificing your own morals and killing the part of you that is human. In the end you will resort to murder, torture and war crimes and the knowledge of what you have done will haunt you for as long as you live.”

[trickstertime]

I also respect the author for putting them all online for free

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#what the FUCK is going on in the animorphs books

Why not find out they’re all online for free