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Hacked :((((

[josiewos]

So sorry if you got a weird message from me!!

[johnandwolf]

Poppy fields forever. Antelope Valley, CA  / March 2015

[oatmeal47]

[josiewos]

cutthroat kitchen eventually

alton brown: whoever wins this auction will get to COOK one of the other contests

[bonusocean-blog]

Best Quality: His wiggles

[we-natives-deactivated20170705]

[josiewos]

Introvert: please don't talk to me dirty extrovert

Extrovert: [screaming like a chimp and throwing own faeces]

Introvert: I want to read Hemingway in peace!!

Extrovert: [smears shit across the wall shrieking]

[dajo42]

[exaltedoltura]

Young Man

Theres a Crab on the Ground, I said Young Man,  There Are Crabs All Around.

[josiewos]

cutthroat kitchen

alton brown: your first sabotage is a handgun

contestants:

alton brown: who will face death

[lesbewear-blog-deactivated20241]

now change ‘heterosexual’ to ‘adam sandler’ and this post becomes pretty sandlerphobic doesnt it

[josiewos]

me before i started watching food network: i made you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

me now: what i've made for you today is a rustic-style raspberry reduction, garnished with a smooth roasted peanut spread, spread across a thick slice of white bread with another slice of bread holding the flavors in place. really, what i'm doing this for is my dad...he was always a chef, he's the reason i started cooking, and i know (sniff) i know if he was alive he'd want to see me win Chopped so i could continue working for the local urban garden café for sad children

[thebestoftumbling]

[emo-tionalpunk]

SOMEBODY STOLE MY CAR RADIO AND NOW I JUST SIT IN SILENCE

[awwww-cute]

[josiewos]

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[loveisa-laserquest]

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[josiewos]

loveisa-laserquest:

I’m not excited, but should I be? Is this the fate that half of the world has planned for me?