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Being a parent
Being a parent: Changing your child before you change yourself. Bathing your child before you bathe yourself. Feeding your child before you feed yourself. Making sure your child is peacefully sleeping before your aching body touches its bed. Protecting your child and getting rid of their fears even though you’re nowhere close to ridding your own. Being a parent is loving your child more than you could ever love yourself.
me at every social situation: I don't know what to do
It's been a long time since I've gotten on Tumblr
I got a new phone and couldn’t remember my password for my account. So frustrating. I’ve finally resorted to using my old phone with the shattered screen. Anyhow, a little update on my life. My husband and I started TTC in April. I missed my period in July and got 5 positive test. Went to the doctor and had it confirmed. June 18th, I went to the ER since I was bleeding. I didn’t have any cramps and felt completely normal. I just felt like I had started my period. After blood work, an ultrasound and 8 hours later, they told me that my levels were 1200 (at 6.5 weeks) and that they didn’t see anything on the ultrasound. I was told I was having a “Threatened Miscarriage” I had to go in for blood work every other day until my levels returned to 0. My doctor said it was probably a chemical pregnancy or a blighted ovum. So now here we are… My husband and I have been TTC again since July.
JP is 11 months old now. He’s walking now! He says Mama, Daddy, uhoh, Baba (bottle), Ebel (Rebel, our dog) and he tries to say puppy. He’s super smart and such a love bug.
this shall be interesting to hear others answers.. I will start it off:
I HAVE 1 child, and 1 on the way. I WANT 4 altogether IF I can handle it lol
I have 1! I want 3… possibly 4.
i have 1, i want 3 i think lol
I have 1 and i want 1 more
Two. Pregnant with number three. Planning to have at least four and possibly five.
We have 2, and we always planned to have 2. :)
I have five and would like to eventually have 7/8 all together. (I want the 7 Josh wants the 8/9:p)
I have 2. Pregnant with 1(as far as I know) just found out dad wants another one after this lol
I have 2. We want 3 of our own then probably adopt 1-2 later on after ours are a little bit more grown. 😊
We have one, we want to have 3 more of our own and adopt 2 somewhere in the midst of the rest :)
I have one. (A boy) We're currently trying for a girl. If we have a girl, we'll be done with 2 kids. If we end up having a 2nd boy, we'll try one more time for a girl. If we have a third boy, we'll be done with 3 kids.
How long were people together before they got engaged/married??
Vincent and I were together for exactly 3 years and got married on our anniversary ❤️
-Jocelyn
what about you ladies and gents??
Engaged at 3 months together. Married 2 days shy of our one year anniversary.
Together 4.5 years before we got married.
We were married on our 3rd anniversary. We got engaged like 2 months before our wedding.
not married yet but we were together 1 year and almost 2 months when we got engaged. :)
Dated about a year, engaged 8 months, been married now 6 years and still going.
Dated 5 and a bit months and got engaged and then we got married like 10.5 months after we started dating. Oops. We will have been together a year at the end of May. 😊💕
Friends for 3 years, then dated for 2 before we got engaged, then were engaged for 1 year before getting married. Now we’ll have been married for 2 years this summer- 8 years since we met!!
Knew him a year and a half before we got together and we’ve been dating 3 years. Still no rock, meh :/
Engaged after 5 years, getting married June 2016 :)
Together 3 years before getting engaged. Will be together 6 when we get married
Starting dating after knowing each other 6 months, engaged after a year dating, married on our 3 year anniversary of our first date, end of May we will be married for 3 years. (Together for 6)
Dated for 1 year 3 months, engaged one year. Just had our 11th anniversary ❤️
My husband and I dated for 5 years and two weeks after celebrating our fifth anniversary we got married. We just celebrated 3 years of marriage and we have been together for a total of 8 years 💗
Started dating as soon as we meet off the internet. Engaged 3 months later (we definitely rushed things haha). About 7 months later we broke up as he moved to another country and we didn’t speak for 2 years, He is now back in the country and I don’t think he is far off asking me the question again!
We dated for 6 months then got engaged. We had a year and a half engagement then got married a month before being together 2 years. Our 3 year wedding anniversary is May 31st and we will be together 5 years on my due date.
Been dating 6.5 years, still no ring. But we agree that we want to get married “one day”.
Dated for a year and 1 month before we were engaged and we got married 3 months after we got engaged.
I made this wrap for $5! I’m soo happy with it. I so didn’t want to spend $50 on a Moby wrap 😦
r2d2parenting It's so easy! I bought 5 yards of jersey knit fabric for $10. Then I cut it in half, long ways. So I had two strips of fabric, each 5 yards long. (It actually made 2 wraps) And that was it! You can sew along all the edges if you feel like it, but I don't have a sewing machine. The fabric doesn't fray when it's cut so I didn't think it was necessary.
I made this wrap for $5! I'm soo happy with it. I so didn't want to spend $50 on a Moby wrap 😦
“Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
Slurp the invisible soup.
Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.
THISTHISTHISTHIS
no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers
Amen and amen!
You know what?
If you don’t want to hit your kids? That’s great. Don’t want to circumcise your son? Cool. You want to cosleep? Fantastic. You want to breast feed? Good for you. But you know what’s NOT okay? Telling people what horrible parents they are for not wanting to make the same parenting decisions as you.
I know it’s an old wives tale, but how many of you had an accurate prediction from the Chinese gender calendar? If we got pregnant this cycle, it’d be a girl supposedly! [age of mother at conception and month of conception]
Mine wasn't correct. It says I should have had a girl and I had a boy
Sometimes I turn on the wrong burner on the stove and it takes me an embarrassingly long time to realize my mistake
I’ve waited for water to boil for like 10 minutes before only to realize I had the wrong burner on.
This happens to me only every time I cook. And I never catch it, my husband does.
What's worse is when the only reason you've realized you turned the wrong burner on because you've set something on the stovetop on fire, like and oven mitt. 😕
Conversation between my husband and my mother in law this morning on Facebook on a picture of my son
MIL: Can't wait until the zoo trip so I can see this lil man again
(Zoo trip is not until the 25th)
Husband: Mom, you can come over and see him whenever, Kristina is always there
MIL: I know BUT I've also told you the way my scheduling is to and my sleep problem because of my leg... You guys know where I live to.
Husband: You work right by where we live. I work late on the days you're off.
(She works literally 5 minutes from our house and my husband works 12+ hour days)
MIL: Ya, and I've told U before that I'm NOT sleeping good at all right now so therefore I wake up late just time to wash out my uniform "by hand" get it dried get a shower get a bite to eat then come to work...don't know why it's so difficult for you to bring him to my house. Heis half a year old and has never been to my house once but has been every where else...
What am I suppose to say to her!?
Or should I not say anything??
Sometimes you meet someone and even though you never liked brown eyes before, their eyes are your new favourite colour.
(via bled)
I want to see something, Reblog if you're older than 13 and younger than 25.
there will come a day where i cannot reblog this
I still have 5 years to reblog this.
2 more years
My kind of shopping
5 shirts for myself for $14 5 pairs of pants, 4 shirts and a vest for JP for $20
Reblog if you are a Parent Blogger, I need more mommies and daddies on my dash.
