In your opinion, most to least, sex drive of the brothers? 🤔 (if you wanna include diavolo and the others as you please)
*Tossed in some headcannons and sexual feelings about the MC, too. ;D
.... These, uh... Got out of hand a little. I may’ve written too much.
He’s gotta be at the top because he’s the avatar of Lust. He’s had the most sexual conquests of the guys, and is continually upfront about his skills in the bedroom. He doesn’t really associate sex with love at the moment, however, because he hasn’t found anyone that he’s cared about more than himself... Until now, that is. Now, he doesn’t try to seduce you; you’re not another conquest or a notch in the bedpost to him. Until he figures out his feelings for you, however, and you actually start seriously dating, he’s going to continue to sleep around.
He’d be the most versatile lover of the bunch. He’d want to figure out your tastes and preferences and proceed from there. Do you want to be the one calling the shots? Do you want a gentle night of love making, complete with rose petals and candles? He’ll make that happen. Do you want something rough, to be spanked or bound beneath him? He can happily do that, too.
If you want to make his fantasies come true, make a connection with him. Look him in the eyes and tell him you’re in love with him.
Oh, and give him a massage, too.
For someone that comes across so composed and in-charge, Lucifer can also be rather... pent up. He isn’t someone that has random one night stands, usually, but it’s safe to say that he’s had many willing partners over the years. The Avatar of Pride likes to be the one in control (especially when his current circumstances have left him feeling like many aspects of his life are out of his hands); he wants to dominate, to have you want him and yield under his touch. Oh yes, being around you has awakened something in Lucifer again, and he keeping finding his thoughts drifting to you in the night and everything he’d do to you if you were alone in his room. If you weren’t in the equation, Lucifer would be probably be down a few notches on this list, but having you around has really reignited his sex drive.
He’d be a dominate, possessive lover. He wants to feel as if no one can take you away, as if he’s the only one you’ll ever think about -- even if it’s just in that moment. He has the restraint to not be rough, to not push your limits, but he’s going to be vocal about how you’re his. He’ll likely even leave a hickey or two in areas that can be covered up, just so you’ll notice them when you’re getting dressed and think about everything he did the night before.
There’s been plenty of opportunities for Satan to get laid, despite the rage he’s shoved back with a smile and seemingly-cool temperament. Witches love him, finding him intelligent and level-headed -- although the ones that get to really know him fear inciting his wrath. He’s had experiences with witches and demons alike, though they’ve been fleeting and meaningless, mostly for him to satisfy boredom or curiosity -- or provide a release without him raging over something trivial that may have transpired that week. There’s even been some encounters where he grew bored in the middle and simply left. Other than that, sex hadn’t really been at the forefront of his mind lately... until you caught his interest.
He didn’t think of you that way at first, of course. You were simply another human, someone he found interesting, but didn’t give much thought. After you formed a pact, however, he saw you in a new light. He found himself growing jealous over the thought of you with someone else, and every time he made a comment about wanting more of you... he meant it. The more he wanted to touch you, to kiss you and have you to himself, the more ramped up his sex drive became.
Satan would be a heated, dominate lover at first, though he’d be willing to give the reins over to you to do as you please out of curiosity. He wants to know what you’re into, what’ll make you gasp his name. It’s unclear if the possessive feelings he has toward you are an echo of Lucifer’s personality imprinted within the rage he was born from, but they’re there all the same. Sex with him is break-the-bed passionate, and he’s got plenty of stamina to keep going all night.
This demon’s got a dirty mind, and while he may not necessarily be going out and sleeping with other demons, sex is something that he routinely thinks about... especially since he got to actually know you. He’s rather blunt about what he wants from you, and he doesn’t even mind sharing in that experience with Beel involved. When it comes down to it, he’s got experience; he’s gone off for the night more than once for a friends with benefits situation, but his interest in that waned for many years until you came along. Now, he finds himself trying to tease you for a reaction and making excuses for you to be alone with him in the attic.
He’d be a dominate lover, and probably more rough than he realizes; you’d have to let him know if he was gripping you too tight. If you’ve got a degradation kink, he’d be happy to fulfill that, too. If you were in a devil’s threesome with him and Beel, he’d be the one doing the instructing and taking charge. He talks a lot during sex, and he wants you to be vocal about what you like, too.
He’s way too tsundere to be the type that’s going to be out there, letting just anyone touch him. He knows he’s good-looking, and he projects the confidence that everyone wants him... but when they actually do, he panics. This isn’t to say he’s a virgin, but when he does decide to go for a one-night-stand or an acquaintance with benefits deal, it’s few and far between and usually involves quite a few drinks to loosen him up and more than a bit of stroking his ego. He’s never been with a human (or witch), but there’s something about you that’s just so different. You don’t think of him as dumb, you go along (even if it’s reluctantly) with his schemes, and he always finds himself laughing and joking around with you. You provide a comfort to him where being around you is just easy, and whenever you lean against him while you’re watching movies together, his heart races. He’s never felt like this, and he just wants you.
You’ve reignited his sex drive, and although he feels embarrassed and awkward about it, he’s had more than a few fantasies and dreams about you letting him stay in your bed at night. He’s even begun to be afraid that he’s going to have one of those dreams on the nights when you do end up cuddling, and you’re going to wake up with Little Mammon pressing against your ass, and then he’ll just have to die.
Mammon would be a passionate lover, albeit a nervous one at first. He’s willing to switch, to either be the one in control or have you do whatever you want. He’s eager to please you, to feel a connection, but he also likes to be praised, to hear that the GREAT Mammon is doing a great job; he’ll catch your gaze and flash a satisfied smirk. He’s also willing to try anything once, so he’s open to your suggestions.
The demon prince could have his pick of practically anyone in Devildom or any witch in the human realm, and yet it’s not something he often indulges in. That’s not to say that he hasn’t; it’s just that he wants respect, and he’s old enough to be able to resist the urges. Sleeping with someone would require quite a bit of trust for someone in his position of power -- he’s not going to abuse it for such a need.
That said... Lucifer has indeed caught his attention. He would never use their roles to glean that intimacy from Lucifer, however; he wants it to come freely. But that doesn’t mean he hasn’t fantasized about what that would be like, or that he hasn’t... hinted toward it on the nights when Lucifer stayed in his bedroom with him.
“You’re so tense, Lucifer. It’s like you need to just let go and have a... release.”
He picked his words carefully. Everything about the interaction was careful and precise, from the friendly, yet concerned smile curving his lips, to the contradicting, serious heat in his gaze. Lucifer’s spine grew straighter, every muscle in his body tense. He understood the meaning immediately.
The fallen angel sucked in a breath. “Is that an order?”
Diavolo felt a pang in his chest. Although Lucifer was the picture of obedience, his posture was closed off. The tone was conversational -- it wasn’t accusing -- but there was a distance in his gaze... and contempt underneath the surface.
“No, no.” The prince shook his head, spreading his hands, palm-out. His smile spread to conceal how deflated he felt. “Just a suggestion from a concerned friend.”
Despite that, Diavolo has seen the way Lucifer looks at you. It was to be expected when he started the exchange program, after all, but he doesn’t feel jealous about it. No, he genuinely feels relieved that Lucifer has begun to show more of his personality.
Diavolo would be a passionate lover, one that’s used to being the most powerful being and would have a difficult time giving control away to someone else. That said, he would be attentive and perceptive to his partner’s needs. His ideal fantasy is being the one to dominate Lucifer, to get him to trust him that much that he can have such a beautiful, proud man willingly submit to him.
However, he’s recently found himself thinking more and more about just what a threesome with you and Lucifer would be like...
Don’t let the teasing smile fool you; this sorcerer is older than he looks, and he’s definitely gone with Asmo to quite a few succubus parties. In fact, he and Asmo have been intimate on more than one occasion. Solomon finds it fun to go with the flow most times, and he’s never been in a serious relationship, as his focus has been more on the magical arts and building pacts -- even though he’s jested about his past to keep people guessing. He keeps a wall between people most of the time, not quite getting close, yet still getting involved if they pique his interest. Love and lust are two very different things to him, and he’s able to keep feelings out of flings entirely. The sexual relations he does have are for his own amusement, with people he finds interesting.
That said, Solomon finds you interesting because of how quickly you’ve managed to form pacts -- including a pact he’s sought after for quite some time -- and the untapped power you possess. He hasn’t taken it beyond a sense of guidance and a little bit of rivalry, however, because he prefers to watch and see how everything plays out regarding you and the demon brothers.
Solomon’s mood influences what kind of lover he’ll be. Some days, he’s interested in seeing what drives the other person and what they want out of the encounter. Other times, he has something specific in mind. He’s someone that’s tried quite a few kinks and open to others. He’s generally laid-back about everything, he isn’t possessive, and he enjoys getting to figure out what the other person’s into. Some nights, he just wants to have fun, too; he’s been around Asmo enough to have experienced multiple partners at the same time.
Food isn’t the only thing that Beel’s into. He may come across as someone that isn’t overly sexual or concerned about those things, but food isn’t the only thing he wants, and there’s been plenty of people interested in getting it on. However, he’s never taken anyone up on it; Beel’s a virgin. He’s always thought that if he wanted food more than he wanted another person, then it wasn’t worth it; he didn’t want to grow bored or come away unsatisfied -- or use them just for an experience. However, ever since he’s grown attached to you... there are times when he’s thinking about you and doesn’t even feel hungry -- at least not in a sense that he’s used to. No, there’s a new hunger in Beel, one that scares him sometimes because he’s afraid he might lose himself and take a bite out of you. You’re a human, after all, and so fragile, while he’s got immense physical strength. If you kiss him, he’s afraid he won’t be able to stop, that he might squeeze you too tight or become too rough.
But that doesn’t stop him from thinking about it. Regularly. And when Asmo told him that there’s a thing where people put chocolate on each other and lick it off --
No. He can’t do that; he’d definitely bite you if you were covered in chocolate.
Beel would be a careful lover, despite his fears. He would make sure he didn’t hurt you, but he’d also have bouts of being passionate, of kissing you until you were breathless and gasping. The first few times, you’d likely have to take the lead, to show him that he’s doing everything right because he’d be holding himself back too much to just go for it. But once he became comfortable, he’d be able to switch things up and be the dominate one. And with his strength, he could easily lift you into whatever position you wanted.
Just no food-play. Nope. It’s a bad idea, I’m tellin’ ya.
The otaku’s a virgin, definitely, but there’s no shame in that. He’s had ample opportunities to sleep with demons (and angels when he was in the Celestial Realm), but he’s never had the self-esteem to follow through or take them seriously. That’s not to say he doesn’t have a sex drive; Levi loves 2D characters, including hentai and H games, and he routinely finds himself getting attached to fictional characters and even reading smut online. He’s gotten off plenty of times in his room, but it’s only when he becomes close to you that he begins to fantasize about an actual person he knows. He feels a bit ashamed of it -- it feels dirty getting off to you when he thinks that you only see him as a best friend -- but he can’t help but find himself picturing you and him whenever he clicks over to his hentai.
Levi’s someone that you’ll have to work to convince it’s real first. You can tease him and flirt with him plenty -- he’s easy to fluster, and he’ll stammer as he fights to conceal his blush -- but even when you’re outright grinding in his lap, kissing him, he’s still not going to think it’s real. Once you can get past that, however, Levi will be an eager lover, enthusiastic, but also in need of guidance. Hentai isn’t exactly the most reliable form of sex ed, so you’ll have to show him what you like and take the reins to make him feel comfortable. He’ll be nervous, his hands shaking and his heart going doki doki to the extreme. But he’s a quick learner, and he’ll feel as accomplished as he would beating a dungeon if he can get you off.
You know how Barret does the Final Fantasy victory music when you win a battle in the FF7 Remake sometimes? Yeah. He’s doing that after you climax.
He’s also the only brother than might change into his demon form in the middle of it because his mind’s all over the place.
It may just be because he’s an angel, but Simeon’s on the bottom of this list because he sees that intimacy as something sacred. He tries not to have impure thoughts about others, and actually getting to the point of sleeping with them would require an absolute commitment. Because of that, he’s never actually done the deed, though he’s opened his heart a few times to other angels over the centuries. He’s just never felt the spark he needed to want to close the deal. It’s not something he thinks about much -- but that said, he’s still able to be easily flustered. He’s not used to anyone being that direct in the Celestial Realm, so being among humans and demons is an... interesting change of pace, to say the least.
When Simeon does finally land the perfect partner for him, he’ll be an attentive lover. It’ll be love-making, definitely, the kind that’s in the movies where they stare into one another’s eyes as if they’re gazing into one another’s souls. He’s sweet, full of murmured words of adoration and body worship. The other person can be a guiding presence or they can figure out what they like together; either way, Simeon just wants to make sure it’s a night of intimacy that brings them closer together.
