Hazardous Material

I'm Jay. from Cleveland. Still just living the nerd life yo. They/Them

[oliviawhen]

Job hunting in a hostile environment. ✨

[ominous-signs]

yeah.

[shadow-clone19]

I hate how accurate this game is becomming

[dailycatsblog]

[catchymemes]

me be like

[catchymemes]

[the-big-mood]

In 1997, local television in Kharkiv accidentally filmed one of the most iconic rave moments in history.

[ruinedchildhood]

[throathole]

Women with big curly red hair always have like 12 gay guy friends why is that

[throathole]

INCREDIBLE response

[elizabethanism]

On this day in 1953, novelist Shirley Jackson replied to a disappointed reader.

[theconcealedweapon]

[pukicho]

I am hard to eat with a knife and fork, I am usually served with a side of fries, I am a hamburger. What am I?

[theforcekeepers]

are you a hamburger

[pukicho]

Yeah man

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[catchymemes]

[that-catholic-shinobi]

This is the funniest thing i’ve heard my entire life 😭

[xxleondraxx]

Truth xD

[burntcopper]

This is literally me as a kid.  Dad used to have the responsibility of giving out the well reports that came in on the friday night to anyone who phoned for the rest of the weekend.  The problem was, on saturday mornings, he was doing the food shopping, so I was given a list of approved callers and he’d leave the well report figures by the phone.

Theoretically I was just supposed to list off the numbers.  Except. Very early I started parsing the figures and give my own analysis.  Apparently engineers and geophysicists got a bit freaked out by a ten year old going ‘It’s not that good, the flow’s really slow compared to last week, and there’s gas pockets really screwing up the flow in the east pipe judging by the pressure report.’

Dad still got that yelled at him at conferences: ‘This is the fucker who used child labour to do well analysis!’

‘Was it wrong?’

‘That’s the not the point!’

[greater-than-the-sword]

We found him- the 20 year old with 10 years experience

[sacred-portal]

[sunlight-doll]

[lustcannibalism]

I hate when I go to copy a picture and it doesn’t paste. Do not disobey me.

[processes]

minimalist pencil sketches of cats by Shou Xin (手訫)

substack

[simbartial]

Question.

so, i am new to using tumblr, and i just really wanna know some things:

Who do you call upon for answers to complicated things like a genie?

how do I hide from pukicho cause it feels like they can appear at any moment and that scares me

And lastly, would yall rather know how yall die or when yall die?

thank you for answering :)

[pukicho]

How I die