Noobsaur

27 y/o queer (former) chemistry teacher in Phoenix. I like nerdy stuff like Magic, D&D, MH, WoW, anime, and the like. This blog is about things that I like, and interested in, or things that make me laugh.

[adurot]

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

[adurot]

I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.

[adurot]

But wait, there’s more!

[suneiku]

Like can we summon this m

[insufficiently-advanced]

like to charge reblog to cast

[antique-scarecrow]

A monster?

A Hero

[elodieunderglass]

Sweet pangolin baby. A little guy. A friend

[kainablue]

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST

[socialdistancing]

[hellolovelyscientist]

can’t hid these in the tags, because this is all true

#It is precisely the same thing America says about guns#too bad so sad#some of you are gonna die#healthcare same thing#social security same thing#i’m so disappointed by my country

[whitepeopletwitter]

This about sums it up

[captainsblogsupplemental]

So, it’s pretty much canon that Guinan and Riker happened at least once, right?

[somewhereinthedetails217]

To this day, this is still the fucking smoothest back and forth I’ve ever whitnesed.

[idiotdotdotdot]

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

not this being my digital foot print😐…… ok if this godforsaken post ever reaches 500k notes i’ll pay tribute n recreate it & hopefully 14yr old me can finally be put to rest alongside mcr

[valtsv]

“film majors” mad at me for calling how to train your dragon the pinnacle of cinema how does it feel to know i’m better at your degree than you

[the-queer-demon]

Ah yes, the pinnacle of cinema. What was the moral of that story again? *checks notes* Ah yes, if you severely injure and kidnap an endangered species, Stockholm Syndrome will turn it into a pet you can use to vaporise people

[valtsv]

[gingersnapwolves]

#listen i know this is a shitpost but im gonna be real for a second#did you even WATCH the movie sdfghjklfghwnkdks??????#like. the whole point is that hiccup screws up#by injuring toothless bc he’s blinded by fear and hatred as a result#of the beliefs of the society he lives in. and when he realizes this#he does everything he can to fix the mistake he made earn the trust of the dragons#he once wanted to kill. unlearn his harmful mistaken beliefs about them. and finally teach#the rest of his community to realize they’ve been mistaken and are#hurting the dragons unfairly#its true that toothless is reliant on hiccup to fly and cant survive in the wild#as a result but its made very clear that this is something#hiccup regrets and understands the seriousness of his actions. despite being a kid’s movie.#and something that i love about it is that although toothless forgives hiccup and#hiccup forgives his father for their poor treatment in the past#there’s no narrative of being expected to forgive your abusers or people who#hurt you. both hiccup and his dad say ‘i did this’ when they realize they screwed up and#both of them take action to do better visibly in the film. hiccup helps toothless fly again#and stoick creates a safe haven for the dragons in the village that once#hunted and killed them. and toothless and hiccup both CHOOSE#to love the people who once hurt them because of this. but they never actually say they#forgive them. the film does an amazing job of making it clear that#1. someone who hurt you should understand what they did wrong and#make that clear to you and they have to show that through both#their words AND their actions and 2. you are not required to forgive them for#hurting you in the past even if your relationship improves#and i think that’s a really good and important thing to have in an all ages fun popular film#like that is THEE point of the movie that is THEE message how did you miss it that hard (tags via)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lesbiantiana]

i love how bugs bunny is totally calm as long as everyone leaves him alone but as soon as someone bothers him he’s like “ok. now i have to kill him”

[ebon-sean]

Bugs Bunny’s defining trait is that he never starts shit but ALWAYS finishes it

[theheroheart]

Just to be clear, this is not a shitpost or a joke. This 22 year old has in fact been appointed mayor of the Welsh town of Bangor.

Source tweet: LINK. A news article: LINK.

[retrogamingblog2]

Gamecube Arcade Stations at McDonalds

[assiraphales]

night at the museum is a franchise I wouldn’t have gotten sick of. they could have tried shoving 8 sequels and an animated series down my throat and I would have ate that shit up

[assiraphales]

the main cast is a night guard, an egyptian pharoah, sacagewea, teddy roosevelt, genghis khan, a miniature cowboy and roman ruler duo, a capuchin monkey, and a moai rock for godsake!!!!!!!!

in the second movie there was a scene where al capone ivan the terrible napoleon an egyptian and darth vader and oscar the grouch interact. ben stiller walks into a painting. the abraham lincoln memorial comes to life. the lil roman rides a squirrel into battle. the thinker is a fuck boy. like holy shit holy SHIT!!

[assiraphales]

this screenshot ALONE should make these movies worth your time

[m0thwash]

Yo we know that duo was gay as all hell tho

[assiraphales]

it took me a second to realize you were referring to the cowboy & roman and not oscar the grouch and darth vader

[equikage]

when sypha said ‘i serve no demon and do no evil’ i thought the alternative was something like serving god and doing good but with magic and i was like ok but turns out there is a third option which is ‘i serve literally no one and i do what i want and god can eat my entire ass’

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The hero we deserve

[guerrillatech]

[wumblr]

i hope they find a stupid tiny fish or something on mars and make mining illegal, just like the devil’s hole in california

these endangered bastards and their bathtub-sized habitat (just the surface shelf of a giant cave structure thanks) singlehandedly pissed off SO many businessmen lol

[lush-in-lilac]

[hallowed-be-thy-ween]

That addition is GOLD

[luxwing]

Video game: (has main character that travels the world alone)

My fuck brain five minutes in: but what if they had a friend

[luxwing]