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Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

tlirsgender

A laptop is a living creature. It has weight to it. A laptop breathes and produces body heat. And it wants to die badly. Mobile phones are not sentient like that & that's why they don't experience mental illness. A phone problem is like "out of storage :(" or "charging port broke". Laptops will cough weakly as they fade in and out of consciousness

tlirsgender

You will hold a laptop in your arms and it's like "I can't feel my legs". And you tell it girl you never had any

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer

FINE! I'll do it myself

deathflare

this is what i spend 90% of my playtime doing

acomaflove

Rhysand: I need you to come with me to the Court of Nightmares.

Cassian: Do I need to? Can’t Azriel go?

Rhysand: Nesta’s coming too.

Cassian:

luthienne

from the bottom of my heart. as a daughter. trying to communicate w my father makes me want to commit acts of violence sometimes

flightsofwonder

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

flightsofwonder

why does this have 85K notes

oldschoolvillageidiot

Because it’s the weekend and everyone is on Tumblr and no one is cleaning anything.

incorrect-obeyme

Luke: Simeon, am I ugly?

Simeon: What nonsense! I'm looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful angel in the world!

*meanwhile*

Mammon: Lucifer, am I ugly?

Lucifer: Very much.

fluffimemes

MC: You know, I’ve always wanted to be in a horror movie.

Mammon: BEING IN THE DEVILDOM ISN’T ENOUGH FOR YOU!?

obey-meow

MC: We all have our demons.

MC, grabbing Mammon: This one’s mine.

satyriconmp3

sorry for being annoying. it will happen again

retrogamingblog2

Kanto Region Pokemon Travel Posters made by PoriPori

ilysmbaji

mc: HELP! I TOLD LEVIATHAN I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK! mammon, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

homo-sex-shoe-whale

call me bi phobic or wuteva but i would never date a bisexual. theyre just gonna cheat smh

Anon, there are approximately 390 billion trees in the Amazon rainforest. These trees vary widely in species and size. The chemical reactions that occur in these trees in order to produce organic compounds and oxygen from carbon dioxide and water are complex and require a constant supply of energy to be generated by the plant. One of these 390 billion trees works hard to replace the oxygen that you breathe. Anon, I want you to find this tree deep in the Amazon rainforest and apologise to it for wasting the oxygen it works so hard to produce.