Tumblweed

I don't always tumble. But when I do, it's very amusing.

[soberscientistlife]

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[m4a1-shermayne]

In honor of our great nation’s Independence day, I decided to post the full video.

[toast-man-walking-deactivated20]

Hahah still the best car ad I’ve seen

[tiredfloridianbutverygay]

18 dead. Including a teacher.

10 years since Sandy Hook. Don't tell me it's unimaginable.

Its very imaginable.

It's impressive guns now have more rights and have always had more rights than women. To the Republicans who are responsible for this and say their thoughts and prayers are with the victims?

I have a thought and a prayer for you too.

FUCK YOU and I pray you burn in whatever hell you're afraid of.

[thewoodgrainman]

Howdy, pal. Looks like you’re having a rough day, I do hope it gets better.

One thing that always helps me feel better is data, especially graphs of data. Like these!

This one is cool(albeit a bit old), it shows that the overall murder rate in America has almost HALVED since the 90’s, pretty cool huh?

Ooo! And this one. It shows the number of firearms mfg or imported that private citizens own.

BONUS FACT: some estimates put the total # of privately owned guns at almost HALF A BILLION

And THEN, we have this handy dandy chart JUXTAPOSING the two data sets. Isn’t this cool??

It’s almost like guns aren’t really a problem at all!

BONUS BONUS FACT: did you know that back during Obama’s presidency there was a study done that showed that American’s use their guns DEFENSIVELY between 150,000 to 3.5 million times every year? Wouldn’t it be crazy if we just let 3.5 million rapes/murders/assaults happen over 10-15k gun murders which are mostly committed by organized crime???

[steampunktendencies]

Mechanical Digital Tube Clock

[deejay]

[tristikov]

Uh lad, for the good of your future children’s skin health, consider marrying a hispanic, black, West/South/SE Asian or Native American girl

Instructions unclear; had child with Irish girl.

[laughoutloud-club]

city tigers be like

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[mayfriend]

btw, for those of you unaware, the guy answering the questions is sokka's va

[aisforarthur]

[bonivers]

absolutely obsessed with these tiktok comments

[jealousyyouhavetoearn]

Advice from an 80 year old man

1. Have a firm handshake. 2. Look people in the eye. 3. Sing in the shower. 4. Own a great stereo system. 5. If in a fight, hit first and hit hard. 6. Keep secrets. 7. Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday. 8. Always accept an outstretched hand. 9. Be brave. Even if you’re not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference. 10. Whistle. 11. Avoid sarcastic remarks. 12. Choose your life’s mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 per cent of all your happiness or misery. 13. Make it a habit to do nice things for people who will never find out. 14. Lend only those books you never care to see again. 15. Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all that they have. 16. When playing games with children, let them win. 17. Give people a second chance, but not a third. 18. Be romantic. 19. Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know. 20. Loosen up. Relax. Except for rare life-and-death matters, nothing is as important as it first seems. 21. Don’t allow the phone to interrupt important moments. It’s there for our convenience, not the caller’s. 22. Be a good loser. 23. Be a good winner. 24. Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret. 25. When someone hugs you, let them be the first to let go. 26. Be modest. A lot was accomplished before you were born. 27. Keep it simple. 28. Beware of the person who has nothing to lose. 29. Don’t burn bridges. You’ll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river. 30. Live your life so that your epitaph could read, No Regrets 31. Be bold and courageous. When you look back on life, you’ll regret the things you didn’t do more than the ones you did. 32. Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them. 33. Remember no one makes it alone. Have a grateful heart and be quick to acknowledge those who helped you. 34. Take charge of your attitude. Don’t let someone else choose it for you. 35. Visit friends and relatives when they are in hospital; you need only stay a few minutes. 36. Begin each day with some of your favourite music. 37. Once in a while, take the scenic route. 38. Send a lot of Valentine cards. Sign them, ‘Someone who thinks you’re terrific.’ 39. Answer the phone with enthusiasm and energy in your voice. 40. Keep a note pad and pencil on your bed-side table. Million-dollar ideas sometimes strike at 3 a.m. 41. Show respect for everyone who works for a living, regardless of how trivial their job. 42. Send your loved ones flowers. Think of a reason later. 43. Make someone’s day by paying the toll for the person in the car behind you. 44. Become someone’s hero. 45. Marry only for love. 46. Count your blessings. 47. Compliment the meal when you’re a guest in someone’s home. 48. Wave at the children on a school bus. 49. Remember that 80 per cent of the success in any job is based on your ability to deal with people. 50. Don’t expect life to be fair

[existenceisanillusion]

[myinklings-deactivated20211228]

“Drink water from the spring where horses drink. The horse will never drink bad water.

Lay your bed where the cat sleeps.

Eat the fruit that has been touched by a worm.

Boldly pick the mushroom on which the insects sit.

Plant the tree where the mole digs.

Build your house where the snake sits to warm itself.

Dig your fountain where the birds hide from heat.

Go to sleep and wake up at the same time with the birds – you will reap all of the days golden grains.

Eat more green – you will have strong legs and a resistant heart, like the beings of the forest.

Swim often and you will feel on earth like the fish in the water.

Look at the sky as often as possible and your thoughts will become light and clear.

Be quiet a lot, speak little – and silence will come in your heart, and your spirit will be calm and full of peace.”

- Saint Seraphim of Sarov

[easyriderforyou-deactivated2020]

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[everythingfox]

Perfect spot

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[thebelchers]

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

season 1 episode 1 of the muppet show outclasses anything snl has ever done