[hotvampireadjacent]

[gaycism]

~

[mlarayoukai-archive]

*desperate for dick voice* oh you got a shiny piplup in only 2000 resets wow

[tiktokstowatch]

[arirna]

[yasfera2-deactivated20220905]

[duncebento]

this must have been what the court at versailles was like

[gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe]

[sacredstem]

when someone doesn’t like lana del rey it’s like....you had to be there

[alenkorra]

when someone doesn't like lana del rey it means they're not an insufferable white gay that makes liking her songs their whole personality

[sacredstem]

..you weren’t there i guess

[dontliveinthefuture]

gone girl is how blonde white women go insane and black swan is how brunette white women go insane

[anarchocunt]

What about gingers?

[notevenhereanyway-deactivated20]

Carrie

[anarchocunt]

[thahxa]

[st-just]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[that-one-support]

what if i sucked you off while you were playing league 🥺👉👈 and i only let you cum once you won 🥺👉👈 but you were just on a losing streak all night and getting increasingly agitated while my jaw gets more and more sore and it's awkward and you start to lose the ability to stay hard while raging abt your jungler and i eventually decide to go home but after i leave i realize i don't have a car and i accidentally left my phone at your place so i can't call an uber so i just sit on the curb contemplating my life choices that led me to this moment. it's my fault for being attracted to a league player, i think

[sloppystyle]

[theocseason4]

This is exactly how i react to any gossip

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

Predictable & T A C K Y

[m-a-n-d-u-s-a]

Dude in the background got me fucked up with, "women be shopping"

Bruh, STFU lol

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

Yeah

[c-bassmeow]

Me looking up at the sky: god.... please send me a boyfriend that looks and acts like Bolin

[queerglassescutie]

lol at seeing this right after retweeting ⬇️this⬇️ on my p*rn twitter

[c-bassmeow]

I would top him, bottom for him, let him spit in my mouth, Pee in my ass, slap me until I pass out, choke me, throw my mom in an active volcano for him. I’ll stay at home and clean and cook or if he wants me to be the breadwinner than so be it. I’ll leave my friends and family and follow him around to serve his career. I’d eat his ass after he uses the bathroom. I’d sniff his armpits like a white twink snorts cocaine. I’d literally do anything for him oh my god I’m actually about to cry

[paleteroboi]

[rhimjawb]

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !