Jude

I am content to serve him.

[judethepriest]

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‎ [This is a #sfawtde roleplay blog. Self insert OC.]

‎ Jude

‎ A highly devoted priest - Obsessed, even

‎ Truly a man of his word…

though it hurts

himself.

Jude worships the King in Yellow. Jude enjoys it. No, he is not being forced. No, he will not blink twice.

Jude loves books.

He writes.

He praises Him.

Jude’s obsession began with the popularisation of witchcraft during late 16th Century. Yes, he’s quite old.

He ended up coming across the King in Yellow.

BULLYING AND HARASSMENT IS A BIG NO.

Preferred if Basic DNI Criteria is followed.

I will sometimes post art of my OC, no reposts unless you ask for permission.

Have fun! :-)

Tag: #judethepriest

[judethepriest]

Free Taco Bell at my lair! (this is not an excuse to lure people in and make them interact with me, oh wait, it is).

[markusmacharwin]

I heard FREE FOOD!

[judethepriest]

Indeed.

I believe the term is called “throwing a party”. So yes, I am throwing a party! Fun! Yippie! Hooray!

[markusmacharwin]

You're a bit too old for parties, but sure, old man. Be there in a min.

[markusmacharwin]

[ A knock came at The Priest's door. ]

I'm here, didn't take too long. It's Markus ! Markus would tap his foot in a consistent rhythm as he awaits for a response.

[judethepriest]

The Priest opens the door almost immediately after Markus backed away. He took one good look at him, then smiled.

I’m glad you made it! I do hope more people come in soon…

[markusmacharwin]

Roads were awfully empty today, so I got here quicker. Anyway, is Sam here? Markus would step in, eyes scanning around the familiar house.

[judethepriest]

If you’re asking if Sam is for dinner, no.

Although I have not received any updates about Sam… so I’m unsure.

[judethepriest]

Free Taco Bell at my lair! (this is not an excuse to lure people in and make them interact with me, oh wait, it is).

[markusmacharwin]

I heard FREE FOOD!

[judethepriest]

Indeed.

I believe the term is called “throwing a party”. So yes, I am throwing a party! Fun! Yippie! Hooray!

[markusmacharwin]

You're a bit too old for parties, but sure, old man. Be there in a min.

[markusmacharwin]

[ A knock came at The Priest's door. ]

I'm here, didn't take too long. It's Markus ! Markus would tap his foot in a consistent rhythm as he awaits for a response.

[judethepriest]

The Priest opens the door almost immediately after Markus backed away. He took one good look at him, then smiled.

I’m glad you made it! I do hope more people come in soon…

[judethepriest]

Jude. Where to? Free taco bell. I heard Sam's coming!

Really?!

I am very pleased. I did not expect people would actually come to my party!

It is just at my lair right across Taco Bell. Yes, I live across the street from Taco Bell. Why am I not hosting it in the actual fast food restaurant itself? That’s for you to think about.

[judethepriest]

I have been ordered to make the king gayer. *poofs a yellow maid dress and cat ears onto you*

Ah… um… this is quite tight. And the dress is short.

I feel a tiny bit embarrassed.

I don’t think my King would like this very much…

[judethepriest]

Free Taco Bell at my lair! (this is not an excuse to lure people in and make them interact with me, oh wait, it is).

[markusmacharwin]

I heard FREE FOOD!

[judethepriest]

Indeed.

I believe the term is called “throwing a party”. So yes, I am throwing a party! Fun! Yippie! Hooray!

[judethepriest]

hi i’m Avery!!

i heard you have taco bell baja blast pie :]

- @avery-the-most-mayo

Indeed I do.

Although I am throwing a big party for me and everyone to join! Everyone is welcome and all the food is free. I can tell you now that none are poisoned.

[judethepriest]

Free Taco Bell at my lair! (this is not an excuse to lure people in and make them interact with me, oh wait, it is).

[judethepriest]

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

I would like a new pair of binoculars. If you please.

and what do i receive in return?

[judethepriest]

Er… an eyeball?

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

why would i want an eyeball.

[judethepriest]

You have eyeballs, don’t you? I could add it in your collection.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

i do have eyeballs, yes, but i do not collect them.

[judethepriest]

Okay… what do you want? Because I do want to go sightseeing with my new binoculars.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

why would an eyeball have been the first thing that came to mind, you ridiculous man?

never mind. have the binoculars.

[judethepriest]

Mm. Not satisfied. What do you want? I can… make up my assumptions.

Although you do have the option to go sightseeing with me and watch birds together.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

i do not need to go sightseeing. i see every bird ever all the time.

and i am not sure i want you to vocalize these assumptions.

[judethepriest]

I’m… I’m bored. And I need something to stimulate my brain. All I do is fiddle with this binoculars and then spend my time staring at them for 12 hours straight.

I think Samuel and Markus died from how boring I am.

I’m always bored! I can’t do this! I want something to do!

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

they are not dead. they are fine. i assure you.

if you want something to do, there are always people to kill.

[judethepriest]

KILL ME.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

how dramatic.

pull yourself together, jude.

[judethepriest]

I’M NOOOOOOOT DRAMATIC. YOU ARE ALL FOOLS. ALL FOOLS.

I DON’T WANT FRIENDS ANYMORE. I’M A SAPPY OLD MAN WHO’S LIVED CENTURIES AND IS SICK OF THIS WORLD. I AM DONE. DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

j u d e .

what do you think you’re doing?

[judethepriest]

WHAT DO YOU THINK I’M DOING? I’M VERY OVERWHELMED. I THINK I MIGHT GET AN ANEURYSM. MY HEAD HURTS!!!

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

i did not even do anything.

please calm yourself.

n o w .

[judethepriest]

Okay. Fine. I’m calm.

I want to go sightseeing now.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

I would like a new pair of binoculars. If you please.

and what do i receive in return?

[judethepriest]

Er… an eyeball?

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

why would i want an eyeball.

[judethepriest]

You have eyeballs, don’t you? I could add it in your collection.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

i do have eyeballs, yes, but i do not collect them.

[judethepriest]

Okay… what do you want? Because I do want to go sightseeing with my new binoculars.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

why would an eyeball have been the first thing that came to mind, you ridiculous man?

never mind. have the binoculars.

[judethepriest]

Mm. Not satisfied. What do you want? I can… make up my assumptions.

Although you do have the option to go sightseeing with me and watch birds together.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

i do not need to go sightseeing. i see every bird ever all the time.

and i am not sure i want you to vocalize these assumptions.

[judethepriest]

I’m… I’m bored. And I need something to stimulate my brain. All I do is fiddle with this binoculars and then spend my time staring at them for 12 hours straight.

I think Samuel and Markus died from how boring I am.

I’m always bored! I can’t do this! I want something to do!

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

they are not dead. they are fine. i assure you.

if you want something to do, there are always people to kill.

[judethepriest]

KILL ME.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

how dramatic.

pull yourself together, jude.

[judethepriest]

I’M NOOOOOOOT DRAMATIC. YOU ARE ALL FOOLS. ALL FOOLS.

I DON’T WANT FRIENDS ANYMORE. I’M A SAPPY OLD MAN WHO’S LIVED CENTURIES AND IS SICK OF THIS WORLD. I AM DONE. DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

j u d e .

what do you think you’re doing?

[judethepriest]

WHAT DO YOU THINK I’M DOING? I’M VERY OVERWHELMED. I THINK I MIGHT GET AN ANEURYSM. MY HEAD HURTS!!!

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

I would like a new pair of binoculars. If you please.

and what do i receive in return?

[judethepriest]

Er… an eyeball?

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

why would i want an eyeball.

[judethepriest]

You have eyeballs, don’t you? I could add it in your collection.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

i do have eyeballs, yes, but i do not collect them.

[judethepriest]

Okay… what do you want? Because I do want to go sightseeing with my new binoculars.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

why would an eyeball have been the first thing that came to mind, you ridiculous man?

never mind. have the binoculars.

[judethepriest]

Mm. Not satisfied. What do you want? I can… make up my assumptions.

Although you do have the option to go sightseeing with me and watch birds together.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

i do not need to go sightseeing. i see every bird ever all the time.

and i am not sure i want you to vocalize these assumptions.

[judethepriest]

I’m… I’m bored. And I need something to stimulate my brain. All I do is fiddle with this binoculars and then spend my time staring at them for 12 hours straight.

I think Samuel and Markus died from how boring I am.

I’m always bored! I can’t do this! I want something to do!

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

they are not dead. they are fine. i assure you.

if you want something to do, there are always people to kill.

[judethepriest]

KILL ME.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

how dramatic.

pull yourself together, jude.

[judethepriest]

I’M NOOOOOOOT DRAMATIC. YOU ARE ALL FOOLS. ALL FOOLS.

I DON’T WANT FRIENDS ANYMORE. I’M A SAPPY OLD MAN WHO’S LIVED CENTURIES AND IS SICK OF THIS WORLD. I AM DONE. DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

I would like a new pair of binoculars. If you please.

and what do i receive in return?

[judethepriest]

Er… an eyeball?

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

why would i want an eyeball.

[judethepriest]

You have eyeballs, don’t you? I could add it in your collection.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

i do have eyeballs, yes, but i do not collect them.

[judethepriest]

Okay… what do you want? Because I do want to go sightseeing with my new binoculars.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

why would an eyeball have been the first thing that came to mind, you ridiculous man?

never mind. have the binoculars.

[judethepriest]

Mm. Not satisfied. What do you want? I can… make up my assumptions.

Although you do have the option to go sightseeing with me and watch birds together.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

i do not need to go sightseeing. i see every bird ever all the time.

and i am not sure i want you to vocalize these assumptions.

[judethepriest]

I’m… I’m bored. And I need something to stimulate my brain. All I do is fiddle with this binoculars and then spend my time staring at them for 12 hours straight.

I think Samuel and Markus died from how boring I am.

I’m always bored! I can’t do this! I want something to do!

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

they are not dead. they are fine. i assure you.

if you want something to do, there are always people to kill.

[judethepriest]

KILL ME.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

I would like a new pair of binoculars. If you please.

and what do i receive in return?

[judethepriest]

Er… an eyeball?

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

why would i want an eyeball.

[judethepriest]

You have eyeballs, don’t you? I could add it in your collection.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

i do have eyeballs, yes, but i do not collect them.

[judethepriest]

Okay… what do you want? Because I do want to go sightseeing with my new binoculars.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

why would an eyeball have been the first thing that came to mind, you ridiculous man?

never mind. have the binoculars.

[judethepriest]

Mm. Not satisfied. What do you want? I can… make up my assumptions.

Although you do have the option to go sightseeing with me and watch birds together.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

i do not need to go sightseeing. i see every bird ever all the time.

and i am not sure i want you to vocalize these assumptions.

[judethepriest]

I’m… I’m bored. And I need something to stimulate my brain. All I do is fiddle with this binoculars and then spend my time staring at them for 12 hours straight.

I think Samuel and Markus died from how boring I am.

I’m always bored! I can’t do this! I want something to do!

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

I would like a new pair of binoculars. If you please.

and what do i receive in return?

[judethepriest]

Er… an eyeball?

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

why would i want an eyeball.

[judethepriest]

You have eyeballs, don’t you? I could add it in your collection.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

i do have eyeballs, yes, but i do not collect them.

[judethepriest]

Okay… what do you want? Because I do want to go sightseeing with my new binoculars.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

why would an eyeball have been the first thing that came to mind, you ridiculous man?

never mind. have the binoculars.

[judethepriest]

Mm. Not satisfied. What do you want? I can… make up my assumptions.

Although you do have the option to go sightseeing with me and watch birds together.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

I would like a new pair of binoculars. If you please.

and what do i receive in return?

[judethepriest]

Er… an eyeball?

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

why would i want an eyeball.

[judethepriest]

You have eyeballs, don’t you? I could add it in your collection.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

i do have eyeballs, yes, but i do not collect them.

[judethepriest]

Okay… what do you want? Because I do want to go sightseeing with my new binoculars.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

I would like a new pair of binoculars. If you please.

and what do i receive in return?

[judethepriest]

Er… an eyeball?

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

why would i want an eyeball.

[judethepriest]

You have eyeballs, don’t you? I could add it in your collection.