Sweet Dreams are Made of This

[missbrelove]

[wickedlybitter]

Tell me this also didn't happen

[filialdisciple]

[plasticblisss]

[jsstanotherguy]

[otramexicana]

[centronorth]

[riddle-of-revenge]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

[eastbayfatman]

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

[lowtiermemer]

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

[penguitron-deactivated20211130]

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

just shot a load in his wife

[hitting-on-cullen-deactivated20]

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

[thetyrannosaur]

[luthordyke-deactivated20190608]

me absolutely plastered at my own wedding with my beautiful wife right beside me

[catchymemes]

[stanford-pines]

this is the darkest timeline

[babbeesooboss]

[deadmugen]

this cool and all but when we storming ice detention centers making it into a threat where the US is like “oh shit maybe this shit aint cool bro”

[ruinedchildhood]

[witchinghour]

Eris, Goddess of Chaos in Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (2003)

[catchymemes]

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated201]

I always thought that Google’s informal motto being “don’t be evil” was about as comforting as a coworker having a sign at his cubicle reminding him not to snap and murder everyone in the building. 

As it turns out, watching the coworker remove the sign is even more ominous.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[oswednesday]

you walk into your doctor’s waiting room and there is a tasteful nude of your doctor hung on the wall

[gecsplaining]

Hung, you say?

[mxnrique]

[dmerealm]

Y’all annoying af lmfaooo

[phantomfaust]

Netflix: *doesn’t do anything to promote its more diverse shows*

Netflix when its diverse shows don’t get enough people watching them:

[lazyemrys]

“i hate this show” i say as i lay in bed, once again, rewatching it

[darlingserpentqueen-deactivated]

Me:

Me:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[chthonic-squids]

Trashcat: *SLORNCH*

[paintedshipsuponpaintedoceans]

Hamish from The Order

Beer pong = solution to all problems.