*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

izzy's playlists!
Mike Driver
Jules of Nature
NASA
Cosimo Galluzzi
The Bowery Presents
Monterey Bay Aquarium

roma★
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
hello vonnie
Show & Tell

#extradirty
RMH
Claire Keane
Noah Kahan
art blog(derogatory)
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

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EXPECTATIONS
seen from Indonesia

seen from Hungary
seen from France
seen from Ecuador
seen from Taiwan
seen from Hungary
seen from Bahamas
seen from Kyrgyzstan

seen from United States
seen from Brazil
seen from Israel

seen from Nigeria
seen from United States
seen from Chile
seen from Bangladesh
seen from Canada

seen from Türkiye

seen from Malaysia
seen from Hungary
seen from Israel
@chthonic-squids
*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer
Encounter: Anvil Tree
is there anything as good as lying in a sunbeam
telling the truth in a sunbeam #honesty
bwaow
Yeah
I broke a ramune bottle to get the marble out for my dragon.
The dragons face never changes, but I still feel like he looks happier in the 2nd pic 🥺
The orb delights him
dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.
this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence
#lost in a fugue of penis delerium
reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go
when someone mentions HOES with ARMPIT HAIR
its 10 AM on a weekday .
Isn't there an industrial boiler you're supposed to be maintaining
I must find...the HOES.
,whatever it takes
➡️ Content warnings on fiction are a courtesy.
➡️ Not every medium of fiction and storytelling has or is expected to have content warnings or extensive tagging.
➡️ Print novels do not traditionally warn for content in any way.
➡️ Until AO3 came along, fanfiction did not traditionally warn for content in any significant way.
➡️ An author is only obligated to warn for content to the degree mandated by the format they publish their fiction on.
➡️ Content warnings beyond the minimum are a courtesy, not an obligation.
➡️ 'Creator chose not to warn' is a valid tag that authors are allowed to use on AO3. It means there could be anything in there and you have accepted the risk. 'May contain peanuts!'
➡️ Writers are allowed to use 'Creator chose not to warn' for any reason, including to maintain surprise and avoid spoilers.
➡️ 'Creator chose not to warn' is not the same thing as 'no archive warnings apply'.
➡️ It is your responsibility to protect yourself and close a book, or hit the back button if you find something in fiction that you're reading that upsets you.
➡️ You are responsible for protecting yourself from fiction that causes you discomfort.
im not using wojaks. get on my level
been thinking about this for the past half hour.
the comment section is a joke but i got nothing
jermont???
Jyoming is pissing and crying
noooo not mboy jarkansas
wtf not johio⁉️☹️
Jebraska is dying
Jalifornia 😭😭😭😭
she can't be talking about my brother joklahoma
Okay i do have the actual answer she gives but i promise it will only make you more angry, she pronounces Oregan very wrong to rhyme with Jordan
Oregan??
How excited are you for Gogurt Spaghetti?
Yum it's good
I don't believe in innovation or bettering humanity
Heh heh heh...
Try THIS "fruits" yoshi.... ah ah ah .....
Wow! I love new fruit!
Owwww
Ohhhhh
An amorphous black blob thingy that shape-shifts into any hazard related thing.
The Hazard Monster also has the ability to change the reaction of their body. Examples include:
There are other examples of reactivity, but I don’t wanna draw them
This is SO cool
Encounter: Hazard Monster
SIGNAL!!! BOOST!!! I don't care if this doesn't fit your blog's aesthetic, reblog EVERY TIME!!!
I know things are scary because they're going to strike us down with their powerful kicks, but here's what YOU (yes, YOU READING THIS RIGHT NOW) can do
1. nothing
2. we're so fucked
WE'WE ALLLG ONNA DIE
Encounter: unfortunately every taekwondo practitioner in the world is under orders to eliminate everyone else