Waddup

[eba1994-deactivated20200430]

[civilwhore]

[invaeric]

I remember in 4th grade the Principal called me in to her office and was like, “If it were up to me, I wouldn’t even call you in here, but their parents are upset. Zach, you can’t go around calling everyone a loser.”

[niceshibe]

i can be your angle…. or yuor devil

[tommyholland]

*covers my webcam with my finger so the government doesn't see me do embarrassing stuff*

[eggzaki]

my kink is bein friendly and havin a good time

[thexfiles]

Anxiety: look out me: for what Anxiety: look out

[selivakyle-archive]

Uptown funk would’ve made it onto the shrek soundtrack

[highkeysame]

that’s the truest statement i’ve ever read

[zsnes]

creepypasta

mario jumped outta my game and killed my mother and parents

[daytimerain]

“my mother and my parents”

[zsnes]

you want to make fun of my tragedy? huh? hm? my mother and parents are dead shitface

[tastefullyoffensive]

[fuckyeahfunnycats]

Oh… no no no

[lightheartedsuggestion]

If it moves you, if it inspires you, if it makes you happy, let it.

[qatu-deactivated20171110]

eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

imagine youre sitting next to your dog watching TV and he says exactly one clearly pronounced word in English and you freak the fuck out and he literally never does it again 

[onlytwitterpics]

[automatically]

when you’re home alone and a scary thing shows up on your dash

[fuckkkkkkkktumblah-deactivated2]

I’M NOT GOING TO SAY THIS AGAIN.

Yes, I AM Fergalicious, and so delicious.

BUT

I 👏 ain’t 👏 promiscuous 👏

(and???? if you were suspicious? ?? All that shit is fictitious)

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