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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Not today Justin
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@juicyjes
experiences that take place on a different plane of existence
- parents’ evening
- sleepovers
- literally the entirety of Christmas Day
- lying in bed with earphones in
- flights
- exams
- anything you do between 3-4am
- driving in the dark
-when you come out of the movie theater and it’s dark outside
white people when they drop something: ah fiddlesticks
white people when they win a board game: hooty hoo!!!
Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*
My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC
Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*
My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged
i’m adrian
You can control white people by giving them cheese
cheese is so good tho
I got one
i wish i was an italian farmer pushing my wheelbarrow full of fruits and vegetables down a gravel path on the side of a hill towards the market in the center of town and didnt know what a tide pod was
heely doc martens
me: can't focus because deadline pressure isn't high enough
me one week from now: can't focus because deadline pressure is too high
christmas in 10 years will probably consist of me just floating in the void
Imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute
my dog: this water no good,,,, it is too gross. it has bin here in this here water bowl too long for an hour…. that… is to long for it to be dranken…
also my dog: this poddle… in the road. it is…….. so… refreshing…….
graphic designer: sure, i'd love to design a logo for you guys! to start out, what font do you want?
irish pub owner: you know exactly what font i want.
