Collaboration of interests

Can't climb to heaven with Your hands full of dick you say? Watch me.

[shortvideosandstuff]

[thatsthat24]

Cookie-filled pig-in-a-blanket

[because-fuck-you-thats-why-blog]

Tumblr in a gifset

[versaceslut]

[chinese-silk]

I hate that it’s the right note so much

[troyesivan]

this is honestly so beautiful musically

[falseficus]

had to watch a sea urchin fertilization lab for school and the way they dispose of the fertilized urchins is putting them in a tub labeled “used” lmao

[falseficus]

cruelty

[vietnyamese]

slutty urchins banished to the whore chamber

[natsujutsu]

Toonami:

Black Lives Matter.

[mykey-20]

[takeyourmascoff]

Fucking TOONAMI. I’m about to cry. My childhood just spoke some deep as truth.

[weonsinnombre]

[isnt]

doctor: sir, i'm sorry. the results are in and i'm afraid you have updog

patient: wh- what's updog

doctor, calling a nurse on the hospital's intercom: KAREN GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT

[porterr-robinson]

[melonmemes]

Life imitates art

[science-fiction-is-real]

bitch you know he wore that shirt BECAUSE he was getting on a plane

[shitpostinguniverse]

[saihreo]

CARSON

[favorite-aesthetic]

A room without books is like a body without a soul.

Credit: James Trevino

[xxxnewstitch]

Absolutamente yo

[turing-tested]

there’s nothing purer or better than how much kids enjoy being picked up and then hurled at soft surfaces

[turing-tested]

anyone who’s ever been around kids for ay meaningful amount of time should know exactly how much kids long to be hefted up and then just fuckin tossed! it’s so good! they’re so excited to get fucking tossed around like a sack of potatoes it’s so pure

[abigboysblog]

Why do kids love it so much? Like I remember when I was a kid at diving practice during the summer, the best part was when one if the coaches would toss you into the deep end. And in gymnastics coaches would toss us into the foam pit. Do kids just have a evolutionary urge to die?

[deanwinchesterisadorable]

https://themilitarywifeandmom.com/why-kids-wont-listen/

“Vestibular sense provides information about where the body is in relation to its surroundings. This is the sense that helps you understand balance, and it connects with all the other senses.

When the vestibular system does not develop properly all other senses will struggle to function properly. Without a strong vestibular sense, kids will have no choice but to fidget, get frustrated, experience more falls and aggression, get too close to people when talking, and struggle with focusing and listening. Because they literally cannot help it.”

“Here are a few ways to support your child’s vestibular sense:

Spinning in circles.

Using a Merry-Go-Round.

Rolling down a hill.

Spinning on a swing.

Going upside down.

Climbing trees.

Rocking.

Jumping rope.

Summersaults or cartwheels.

Using monkey bars.

Skating.

Going backwards.

Swimming.

Dancing.

Wheel-barrel walks.”

Yeeting kids, spinning them, flipping them upside down, tossing them in the air, and otherwise disrupting their balance temporarily, is Important For Their Development, specifically for their vestibular sense.

Kids love this because they NEED it.

[severalowls]

In other words: Don’t forget to calibrate your child’s GPS!

[roseyturtles]

YEET THE CHILD FOR THEIR HEALTH

[brimay]

all of my fellow introverts and old souls, please remember that there is no shame in:

not enjoying parties 

preferring a relaxed conversation to a big social gathering

not drinking or smoking 

thinking a lot 

listening instead of talking

not seeing the point in skipping classes

needing time to yourself

[marbleheadofawoman]

please remember, my fellow extroverts, there is no shame in:

•going ass out •going titties out •getting absolutely wasted •burning books to light your black n milds •screaming into a megaphone to create a world record for most people involved in conversation •throwing the pussy around like tomorrow doesn’t exist •enrolling in 5 classes and never showing up to any of them at all because you’re too busy partying •smoking three cigarettes at the same time while you’re drinking two pbrs at once using a beer hat and playing edward fortyhands simultaneously •never thinking about shit, ever •books is a doorstopper

[traviolet-deactivated20171119]

[kidzone]

i am not lying when i say i think about this everyday 

[breakbearr-deactivated20221113]

This is 100% the most underrated Tim and Eric sketch.

[tinypi]

i’ll be honest i’m not even sure half of these are vines but here we go

[thefurtrade]

VINES ARE THERAPY

[dont-fear-thereaper]

imcrying

[pintofpine]

[luzialowe]

literally every time I see this on my dash it fills me with Lovecraftian, cosmic dread

[gunstreetgrl]

this is the most horrifying thing i’ve seen in a long time

[lonely-epidemic]

This is so cute

[a-gay-homosexual-deactivated202]

this is the physical embodiment of zero impulse control 

[twerkyvulture]

wow his character in Ghostbusters wasnt even scripted he’s just Like That

[cloudfreed]

me when im hungry