Jules’ Place

21 • pronouns are like a gift to me, as in you give me a set, assigned pronoun at you • I promise I don’t bite :)

[mteverestaaaaahh]

It was nice not having to cover them in blood and soot this time

[devildaisies]

[egglit-the-determined]

[egberts]

[wakingfromthewater]

This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

[artistic-octopus]

[wordswithkittywitch]

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

[totally-not-an-al1en]

[the-tree-line]

we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am

[the-tree-line]

.- …. …. …. …. …. / ..-. . .-.. .-.. / -.. --- .-- -. / .- -. -.. / -… .-. --- -.- . / -- -.-- / .--. . -. .. - … / - --- -.. .- -.-- / -.-- . --- .-- -.-. …. / --- ..- -.-. …. / -.-- --- ..- -.-. …. -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- / … . -. - / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- -.-- / - . .-.. . --. .-. .- .--. ….

[kaijutegu]

personally i prefer semaphore

[iridescent-lightning]

so prefacing this with the fact that I know that the fun is sorta taken out of this by me translating, but not everyone will have the energy to look it up themselves, so I figured I'd help out.

Morse code: AEEEEE FELL DOWN AND TROKE MY PENIT TODAY YEOWCE OUCH YOUCH!!!! SENT FROM MY TELEGRAPH

Semaphore: NO NOT YOUR PENITS

[a-book-of-creatures]

Is it socially acceptable to use opaque watercolors, or is that considered gouache?

[c4ndyc41n]

thinking about a previously foul-mouthed grace having to completely overwrite his vocab once he started teaching

[louceph]

a cool bug

[copepods]

away it goes

[girlblocker]

me if meowing was a sin tbh

[girlblocker]

& heres me if meowing was illegal

[mysonglady-deactivated20230606]

But it’s not so enjoy

[girlblocker]

so true, here i am happy and free because nobody can morally or legally stop me from meowing

[glavilio]

it's called a museum because me 'n' u see 'em

[animentality]

[suddenlysprite]

Moving house tomorrow

[theoneofwhomisblue]

Be careful, I've heard they're heavy

[eggshellsareneat]

Not mine, mine is a

[natalieironside]

I'm selling analogue NFTs. For ten American dollars I'll draw you a fun little stick person doodle and mail you a certificate that says it's yours.

[ihaveagenderandimustscream]

[natalieironside]

.... alright I guess I'm doin this

[natalieironside]

Update: I have drawn the stick man

[ihaveagenderandimustscream]

My first token. I'm sure this will be worth millions in the years to come.

[natalieironside]

You can expect your unique "A Wizzer Like From The Mid Evil Times" analogue NFT in the mail in a few days I guess

[coral04c]

I right clicked it, I have stolen my first nft

[natalieironside]

[wobblydev]

Everything about this delights me.

[oh-frederik-what-a-day-its-been]

[pineappical]

smile!

[ymawgat]

your car: *bounces back and forth, defeated, its hood swinging by a mere thread*

my car: *triumphantly leaps six feet in the air, spraying hubcaps in victorious fervor*

[mousenemy]

What?

[chromatic-king]

[billiamdoor]

how else was he supposed to drink it?