[raptorials]

Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

[mizuthe-dog]

There’s a gimmick blog right behind me with a gun to my head

[typo-spotter]

This post does not contain typos!

Of course, it is still incorrect, so how about I fix the error!

"There's a gimmick blog right behind me…"

Should be:

"There are gimmick blogs right behind me…"

[mizuthe-dog]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[evilnicegirl]

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

[oneheadtoanother]

[adz]

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

[dietspam16]

[dogpuppy]

[cilantrhoes]

[r0zeclawz]

explaining to my doctor that im getting artifacts in my vision but its not like floaters or anything i just keep seeing an ancient staff and a cursed dagger and shit wherever i look

[maelwife]

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[rowanisawriter]

being insane isnt even that bad

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[melonisopod]

[houndmother]

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[rowanisawriter]

being insane isnt even that bad

[gemini-enthusiast]

Hilariously funny that they let the guy known for wandering off without warning to look at birds was allowed to do this

[songofsaraneth]

#famously few birds in space#probably the safest place to take him