hey i’m just trying my best

Bart | 18 | can and will say weird things | asks always open |

[julius-in-a-coolius]

just some of the things my friends have said that i think are funny

[mousenemy]

Men's 38-in-one night time sickness cold & flu shampoo & conditioner toothpaste and mouthwash combo (plus nourishing skin formula with hydrating aloe)

[val-ritz]

be right back guys i need to run out to O'Reilly's Auto Parts and get another jug of Boy Juice to soak in, got a big day tomorrow and want to wash up, brush my teeth, take care of these sniffles, and exfoliate

[baronmagikcarp]

Folks, this exists and it's called Dr. Bronner's castile soap.

https://wildflowerbotanicals.wordpress.com/2010/11/02/18-uses-for-dr-bronners-soaps/

[mousenemy]

Hey what the fuck

[normal-horoscopes]

This is Dr Emmanuel Bronner's wikipedia image

[julius-in-a-coolius]

my partner uses this

[julius-in-a-coolius]

Sorry guys I was taking a nap

What’d I miss?

[julius-in-a-coolius]

do you ever just want to feel that C R O N C H?

[julius-in-a-coolius]

fuck disney

they make me feel things

[we-kant-even]

*reading the iliad*

Fuck this happened in Percy Jackson

[julius-in-a-coolius]

Me:*is about to join a gang*

Gang leader: you’re not getting cold feet are you?

Me: no I I’m wearing socks

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m assuming pence is planning to have trump assassinated sometime before 2019

[julius-in-a-coolius]

He Failed

[julius-in-a-coolius]

If sleep is death practice

And I want to die

Then, Why the fuck can’t I sleep

[julius-in-a-coolius]

Ask pretending to be you: SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK im weak, I wanna sleep.... help

fuck you 12/10

[julius-in-a-coolius]

Ask pretending to be you : Fuck!!!!!! I'm feeling emotions

yeah pretty much 7/10

[julius-in-a-coolius]

tap tap tap

w anna break my sternum

tap tap tap

[julius-in-a-coolius]

i enjoy the aesthetic of Pan’s Labyrinth because the goes with the fairy tales are actually horror stories trope but also the human world is wrong and full of hurt trope, without compromising the free will of the character who decides to exit the “perfect world”

[julius-in-a-coolius]

also the “perfect world” is also really goddamn creepy whist being a haven from mortal hurts

[julius-in-a-coolius]

i’m tempted to get a truck for the sole purpose of recreating the “messing with my truck??!!” vine

[livsinpjs]

*sad tongue pop*

[julius-in-a-coolius]

so apparently,

if you’re having anxiety about not having enough time to dosomething, doing it helps

[julius-in-a-coolius]

i have gotten to that point in depression where i’ve started to go on buzzfeed again