i like stuff

i only really use tumblr anymore if i'm procrastinating but i'll follow you back if i know you i guess?

[juliusweezer]

Girl: "Am I pretty?"

Boy: "No."

Girl: "Do you want to be with me forever?"

Boy:"No."

Girl: "Would you be upset if I walked away?"

Boy: "No."

Girl : "Would you cry if I died?"

Boy: "No."

She had heard enough and was hurt so she walked away with tears rolling down her face.

The boy grabbed her arm, and said, "Also, I fucked your best friend."

[sttaybeauttiful]

what is the judging criteria here? what?

[incultas]

tax fraud pride flag

for when you commit tax fraud

• green represents laundered money • three grey lines represent cold, cold prison bars • red represents the shame of being caught

[free to use, credit appreciated but not necessary]

[glazecake]

[forbiddencronch]

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

[gaystation-4]

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[davidmalki]

Dang no kidding! These grinch ads are PULLING ZERO PUNCHES.

I dunno how this helps advertise a movie for children, but grinch is woke, dang.

W-what are you saying here, grinch

All right grinch THAT is taking it too far

[garbage-empress]

cowboy advice

be rootin

be tootin

and by god be shootin

but most of all

be kind

[weloveshortvideos]

[treeloverfan]

Was this the intention

[falafelpide-deactivated20170822]

very tired cat writing a term paper

[pukicho]

Why does everyone have this face

As their icons now?

[pukicho]

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

Boy ain’t that the truth

[dangerously-human]

The biggest of moods

[kotbliny]

angry anfisa masterpost

[braetsch]

[matissethecatto]

web star

[unclefather]

Antifa??????

[mothernaturenetwork]

[ganjflavoredcleats-deactivated2]

The lady bout to come in and squeeze my nuts lol

[junkiechurch]

master has snatched dobbys wig

[junkiechurch]

whoever reblogged this and tagged it star wars is the funniest person on this planet

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[hotvampireadjacent]

begging won’t save you

[slugmania]

this text from my father is funnier than anything I’ve ever said

[tariqah]

Thots on the Pope

So the pope has thots now

[tariqah]