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maybe slightly out of my mind, buy hey who isn't?
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welcome to my home. you're stuck with me now :3
professional dumbassᵀᴹ for 21 years and counting.
mostly just posting whatever i find interesting, funny, or important.
maybe slightly out of my mind, buy hey who isn't?
haha [following] you are reblogging my post
kicking my feet and giggling like a schoolgirl in love to myself while muttering "i'm going to kill you. i'm going to fucking kill you"
what people don’t understand about how adhd is disabling is that it’s not just getting temporarily distracted from, like, school work or hobbies. it’s getting distracted/being unable to motivate yourself to go to the doctor, eat regularly, do hygiene tasks, etc. it’s not knowing when or how long it will take you to do something, ANYTHING, and in many cases that thing is taking a shower or keeping your house from turning into a biohazard. it’s about being fundamentally incapable of controlling your attention and focus on anything, even and especially things you need to do to survive.
quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.
Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point
Every time I see someone take a picture of their fit on campus with their phone leaning against a bench or tree or whatever shit I remember this gif and honestly consider doing exactly this every time I see it
Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:
“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”
“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”
Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”
“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”
“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”
“WHY QUESTION???”
To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.
“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”
“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”
“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”
“WHY QUESTION?????”
Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.
Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.
IS OBI WAN KENOBI trans OR A chaser?
TRANS
CHASER
both <3
OTHER...? (tell me in tags..?)
this is the funniest fucking thing ive ever read
saw a ttrpg product advertise that their writing team is “70% diverse”
what does that
what does that mean
people care about people dying. especially by suicide. goodnight
please.
when this image is completely unrecognizable i will get this on a t-shirt
@i-make-images-moldy
tumblr reinvents "expand dong"
@thisdastampdoesnotexist
I love the part where someone obscures the middle, then someone else goes back and excavates the more higher resolution version without that shenanigan, yet absorbs some element of it dutifully
Another chip in the Boss Baby's chocolate cookie
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EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY
My brother, our roommate, and I are all fans of the fallout series so a while ago we got some of those limited edition jones soda fallout themed sodas to keep the bottles and the bottles are real cute I’m glad I have them but man jones soda is just not that good
What prompted this post? Did you recently use your novelty nukacola bottle or is this just? A passing thought?
I have thousands of passing thoughts per second and this is one of the ones that escaped containment