ho hum

she/her, white, 23

[jumbojungus]

Star Wars Revisionism Project Master List

Manifesto

Overview of Galactic Chronology

[greengableslover]

THE FALL (2006) dir. Tarsem Singh Costume Design by Eiko Ishioka

[horrortvfilmsource]

ANGELA BASSETT as Rita Vampire in Brooklyn (1995) dir. Wes Craven

[winged-void]

wife who's really struggling to engage with your interests: Wait, stop... we can't... we're related by marriage..

[fangs4faggots]

i think we should start openly mocking male creatives who can't figure out how to write women. like actually i think it's embarrassing that it took elliot page transitioning for christopher nolan to give him a good role. why did it take like ten years to get the first female lead in a marvel movie? why is it a Known Fact that stephen king can't write women? why is 50% of the population omitted from large ensemble works? i asked my friend to name a movie directed by a man with a majority female cast and he said ghostbusters 2016. ghostbusters. ghostbusters. g

[artoatsblog]

[mangonetics]

"why was the ending so rushed it was so good up until the ending" the answer is the same every time no matter the media you're talking about: the author is a bee and had to go back to the hive to defend the queen

[girlkaramazov]

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

[lonestatus]

vigilante rapscallions aren't even enticed by the landlords daughter anymore

[lonestatus]

why don't we use cavalry as a shield wall? the horses are pretty fast so the other guys wouldn't be able to hit

[jumbojungus]

as a tamriel rebuilt partisan i do have a lot of anti-fun critiques of skyrim both as a game and in the retcons and changes it makes to the elder scrolls as a world but i do gotta say. very strong and beautiful visual design. on par with morrowind

[atomictalemoon]

[badassdemonsword]

[nonlynear]

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

[meow-moment]

Early Adventure Time Episode: finn discovers a squirrel that can burp like a human and names it Burpin Mike. he uses Burpin Mike to prank jake, but takes the prank too far and learns a lesson about boundaries.

Late Adventure Time Episode: Burpin Mike's burping talent has netted him a lucrative career as a political spokesperson in the candy kingdom. the job brings him success, but he hates himself for selling out his talent. he is depressed, and at one point is implied to be suicidal. none of Adventure Time's main characters appear in the episode.

[natureell]

[sinkies]

whatever I'm out of here.