hello—this is your princess speaking…

18+ • see pinned noël • 26 • it/they

[yuriyakuza]

hiii ^•^ my name is noël! i’m a ML tme enby bi lesbian and CERTIFIED himejoshi

VETTED GFM FOR GAZA

liberals are only tolerated if you’re interested in opening your heart to the eternal science of marxist-leninism otherwise i will soft block you

i only accept tag requests from mutuals if you don’t fuck with things below the cut—just don’t follow. thanksss

• spiders and bugs in general

• drugs, alcohol, violence and kinks that include them

• nudity/porn

• yuri

• marxist leninism

• transfeminism

rip zeus and aria 😔

my new babies fera and yun ying respectively

[dykemd]

saying football is coming home when u only have One cup from 1966 is so ridiculously funny but we can never laugh too much and lose sight of the fact that british football fans should all be shot in a public square

[rslashrats]

i know that “EW” is the actual acronym used for “extinct in the wild” but it’s really funny to imagine that this thumbnail is shaming this poor tiger

[carl-lenn]

Theyre being so mean to her

[dogboybruisebait]

A local bar is doing like a puppy girl/cat girl rave type thing and they have plastered all over it “not a kink event, this is not pet play” and I’m like are u fucking kidding me…

[xenasaur]

this event is pet serious

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iamoutofideas]

[yuriyakuza]

wouldn’t be a family vacation without your mother trying to ruin it for everyone 😝

[princessdraconic]

[trying to make you mad] well my breasts aren't even that big

[maidthings]

USER WAS MILKED FOR THIS POST

[sour-macaron]

"will you just shut up already?" ⏳

[glintblade]

[sigh] one double chudburger please. and i'll frymaxx it as well thanks.

[glintblade]

one double chudburger with a diet cuck please. yeah and the foid fries too thanks.

[64mpg]

side hustles for lazy stupid bozo bum bitches ?

[64mpg]

[slimetony]

Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child

[teaboot]

Why would you have sex with your haters randy

[slimetony]

I’m not really in any position to be picky

[noelle-ism]

i'm a middle class woman thats about to open up a local mom-and-pop restaurant that only offers poisonous foods

[txttletale]

efforts towards a "positive vision of masculinity" or whatever are so funny because what these guys are trying to figure out is literally "what's a way of being a good person that's Not For Girls™"

[probuccalfat]

why are you a cunt

to honour my mother before me and her mother before her and so on and so forth

[rockergiirl]

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

[jester-operation]

I habe some bad news

[rockergiirl]

BOTH TOWERS?

[noelle-ism]

dude if i was an uma and opera o butted in and did her whole shtick for a race i was gonna race in i'd be so fucking pissed. i'd rally the other umas racing to gang up and throw her into a well or something

[noelle-ism]

i would get dqed before the race even started cause as soon as she started talking about "hark fellow umas! our jubilation" i'd have 100% already kicked her full force in her Opera O Jewels

[morganitism]

"Proship dni" people when I crash a boat into their house