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@yuriyakuza
hiii ^ā¢^ my name is noĆ«l! iām a ML tme enby bi lesbian and CERTIFIED himejoshi
VETTED GFM FOR GAZA
liberals are only tolerated if youāre interested in opening your heart to the eternal science of marxist-leninism otherwise i will soft block you
i only accept tag requests from mutuals if you donāt fuck with things below the cutājust donāt follow. thanksss
The number of people responding to this post claiming to be bodhisattvas is hilarious. If you'd resolved your karma you wouldn't be on tumblr.
A warlord asked his teacher, a great monk, what he would do in his next lifetime.
āOh,ā he said, āI think I will spend a few lifetimes on Tumblr, most likely.ā
The warlord was astonished. āYour merit and virtue are renowned far and wide!ā he responded. āWhy on earth would you be condemned to Tumblr?ā
āIf I did not post on Tumblr,ā his teacher responded, āwho would be your mutual?ā
I know that āfwiwā means āfor what itās worth.ā I know that. But every time I read it, my brain translates it to āfwom what I wemembewā
mutuals tier list based on how high i think they would rate me in the kind of tier list that they would come up with
IM SO FUCKING HAPPY !!!!!!
GRANDMA SENT ME MONEY TO BUY SHRIMPS !!!!!!!!!!
LIFE IS WORTH LIVING AGAIN
@yuri-goth go ahead ^_^
i also went ahead and solved it i hope u dont mind
there is not a world where i would mind
Theyāre on Reddit saying texting āhiā is low iq and gives people the ick and thatās why they got ghosted. They donāt let u say hi no moreā¦.. weāre in a loneliness epidemic bc everybody is a weirdo about every little thing im cracking up
If you say "hi" and that's it you sound like you don't give a shit. Why would I want to talk to someone who won't even introduce themselves properly? Make an effort or suffer your loneliness epidemic.
You people are crazy . Youāre just crazy. This isnāt a normal world anymore
It's poor netiquette. If someone sent you a letter in the mailbox that just said "hi" would that not drive you insane?
I would send hello ^.^ back ā¦.. and feel warm inside
Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touchāļø
HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!
trying to interrogate the last boy that went to jupiter to get more stupider, but he bit down on an estradiol like a fucking cyanide capsule and I didn't get anything from her!
Decades of stupidity vanished in an instance, just like that, swallowed by the sands of time. What drives a man to seek ignorance over knowledge? Ironically, the answer will remain a mystery. But maybe itās for the best; afterall, some stone are best left unturned, and unturned it will remain in the twilight zone.
parents are allowed to straight-up torture their kids with zero consequences. they can withhold food and water, lock you out of shelter, confiscate your belongings, bar you from human contact, attack and harm you and exert complete control over your physical appearance. and this is just the norm. if you speak out against it you're seen as a delinquent or a predator. even otherwise progressive people get uncomfortable with the idea of dismantling the nuclear family unit because they still see it as the best way to keep kids safe when that simply couldn't be further from the truth. it's evil.
my mom once had a fake nurse draw my blood as painfully as possible with an oversized needle because she was scared i was "pre-diabetic."
people really do not understand how much parents LOVE to torture children, like, GRIEVOUSLY.
dog execution technique
turns out when you specifically seek out extremely pathetic and clumsy women to be your knights and maids they arent very good at being knights or maids
you think youāre so funny donāt you. GUARDS. OFF WITH H- no- no its okay dont cry guards its okay im sorry i raised my voice its okay no im not mad at you
it's nice to leave some kind of big horrible disfiguring scar on the person you love
Who Wants to Be an Erotic Billionaire? (2002)
your boyfriend isn't thematically significant
Loser cougar preying upon you. Badly. Is that anything
She tries to hit on you by saying how much younger you must be based on when you were in high school but she fucks up the math really bad. Sips her whiskey on the rocks real smooth like but gags a little bc she really only drinks PBRs.
I don't know why this idea has such a grip on me. I could be on either end of this. Like hey babygirl wanna see my strap game, it's clumsy and frantic like I can't get it in you fast enough but my spatial reasoning kinda sucks so it takes me 3 tries to get harnessed up. And the response of, fucking yes for the love god I'm soaking through my panties please fucking hurry. Hold on it's inside out. No put your leg through this way
