Jumpers and Sass @jumpersandsass - Tumblr Blog

rmartells-deactivated20221117

i just feel like having these on my blog before i go

arielbellle-deactivated20200314

me: im so fucking sick of all these reboots, remakes, rivials, adaptions, sequels, prequels, etc from the entertainment industry do something original for once

netflix: we’re making a live action atla with the original showrunners of the animated version and it’s not going to be whitewashed and will have accurate casting

me:

polyglotplatypus

please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

negamewtwo

PLEASE TURN THE SOUND ON

feralkwe-deactivated20210912

OH MY GOD

ivare-enim-euge

denisvileneuve

Episode IV - A New Hope (1977) // The Force Awakens (2015)

libraford

Today I met a woman, whose age she did not mention because she is a lady, was buying a lot of Star Wars merch because we had it on sale. And she was telling me that she couldn’t wait to see the new one and how she was going to stay up and see the midnight release and take pictures of people in costumes. She was so excited, and then she leans in close:

“You know, all these young men at these conventions- they see me and they ask me trivia about this that and the other thing and I tell them- ‘Son, I went to see the first one in 1977 before you were even a twinkle in your daddy’s eye.’ If I don’t know the answer, its because I damn forgot.”

libraford

This cycles around again every time there’s another Star Wars movie and I hope that the lady is at each and every opening night with unlimited sass for these nerfherders.