this house is bitchin

Callen | 30s | they/he | the restless ghost of a former law student | changing lives one unhealthy power-play at a time

[loveridden1999]

important culture exchange happening rn

[postdespair]

how much yall be tipping at restaurants fr

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im bald

Voting ended onDec 3, 2024

at a typical visit to a sit down restaurant where the service is just normal, not terrible but not noteworthy

[junglejim4322]

This is one of those situations where I know people are just lying because the average tumblr user acts like someone who would leave a penny instead of not tipping just to let the server know it was intentional

[coldasyou]

me leaving pasek and paul's house with all the tonys that rightfully belong to great comet up my ass

[stalock]

gonna start asking hockey dudes on tinder if they can define goaltender interference and if they give me any answer other than “i don’t know” i’m unmatching them

[stalock]

men? not disappointing me? what is this feeling

[stalock]

how do i tell these guys this post got 200+ notes on tumblr

[stalock]

UPDATE ONE OF THESE GUYS IS ACTUALLY A REF I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

[fluffehwuffeh]

“One Flesh, One End”

[pansexual-lilychen]

[taibhsearachd]

[catchymemes]

[infinitydivine]

I am not taking a risk

[darlingsstern]

Not risking it pals

[doralimasstuff]

U know what I want potato of luck

[shrewreadings]

Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.

[caitmayart]

potato I will never ask you for anything else in my lifetime please potato for fuck's sake

[probablyafaggot]

the best part of experiencing november 5th 2020 was watching tumblr attempt to describe what it was like to experience november 5th 2020

[rylandsgrace]

#The destiel confession scene but it's just text posts from this day because I still can't believe this was real

[shrimpmilf]

hi my name is destiel nevada putin elec’tion covid way and i have long ebony black hair

[vulchak]

Drew the Halloween boop cats

[brucebocchi]

tumblr just gave everyone a cardboard tube and said go wild

[marlynnofmany]

Tumblr on April 1st, 2024:

[marlynnofmany]

Tumblr on October 31st, 2024:

[annasinthewalls]

im so glad i live in a world where i can boop @jstor

[booty-uprooter]

[roseverdict]

i've had this queued up since nov 1 last year :D

[dumbpuppyfag]

can we all agree that it's pathetic when so-called "friends" try to sabotage your opportunities? you're clearly jealous that the amulet of eternal darkness chose me and no amount of "please fight it, i know you're still in there somewhere" is going to change that. crab bucket mentality. grow up.

[bakedbakermom]

hey kids did you know that computers didn't used to automatically connect to the internet. it used to make this screaming noise. we should have listened.

[sayheykid]

great run you guys, we made it through the 2024 mlb season. it's over. there's no more i'll see you in spring training. yeah no that's it it's done