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he couldn't believe he was being asked if he liked girls
reporter: ilya rozanov, who would you say is a better player between yourself and your husband?
ilya: shane is the best player in the NHL no contest
reporter: shane hollander same question.
shane: what he said
shane loves hayden but ofc ilya comes before anyone else so he saves stories about hayden flopping to share when ilya’s having a bad day. he’s stroking his hair and going hey baby do you want to hear about when hayden repeated the same joke three times and nobody laughed? ❤️
it's the best game you can name 🍆💦👅
mdzs epistolary au masterlist
since i (livinginaworldofnoise on ao3) have written a probably absurd number of wangxian fics with bizarre formats, i am going to make a list of all of them to pin so i don't forget they exist!
mdzs fully epistolary fics (no normal prose):
if you ever feel alone, don't: college group chat
i don't trust nobody and nobody trusts me: among us game chat log (unfinished)
you gotta help me; i'm losing my mind: reddit posts
cookin' up a storm, piece of cake: baking blog comment section trolls
whether i'm gonna curse you out or take you back to my house, i haven't decided yet: neighborhood HOA online forum posts
whether i'm gonna flip you off or pull you into the closet, i haven't decided yet: HR violations via work emails and slack messages
everybody thought you were so insane: ratemyprofessors posts
even if it's handcuffed, i'm leaving here with you: traffic court transcript
darling, all of my wrongs led me right to you: college newspaper corrections emails
dear reader, if it feels like a trap, you're already in one: tax evader vs. tax collector letters
my flight was awful, thanks for asking: college study abroad program student essay excerpts
could end in burning flames or paradise: couples counseling therapist notes
you could write a book on how to ruin someone's perfect day: misuse of the library reference desk chat for mischief and mayhem
me and my ghosts, we had a hell of a time: multimedia hockey au told through broadcast transcripts, social media posts, news articles, etc.
it’s all fun and games ’til somebody loses their mind: roommates au in texts, apartment rules, post-its, and whiteboard messages
from you, i'd buy anything: facebook marketplace listings and chat messages
one for the money, two for the show: wangxian terrorizing jiang cheng via finance podcast transcript
i don't need no presents: mdzs characters writing letters to santa
mdzs fics with an epistolary element incorporated:
don't threaten me with a good time: great british bake-off au with social media reaction chapters
we're dancing around the kitchen: worst cooks in america au (crossover mdzs/tgcf) with social media reaction chapters
i don't wanna lose, i don't wanna lose this with you: survivor reality show au with social media elements (ongoing)
other fandoms:
i know he's crazy, but he's the one i want: tgcf reddit posts
you make me a complete mess: tgcf group chat
he really knows me, which is more than they can say: tgcf newspaper articles
i don't have to be your shrink to know that you'll never be happy: tgcf couples therapy notes
outside they're pushing and shoving; you're in the kitchen humming: tgcf yelp reviews of xie lian's bakery
no one understands the chemistry we have: word of honor reddit posts
i can fix him (no really i can) (or maybe i can't): word of honor couples therapy notes
your endless nights deserve a loud ovation: stray kids college newspaper chatfic (ongoing)
Heated Rivalry socmed au in which Ilya Rozanov runs a popular Shane Hollander stan account.
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plz be nice i've never done this before
https://www.sportskeeda.com/us/nhl/news-connor-hellebuyck-stands-firm-regrets-post-olympics-backlash
This will probably make you feel more sick to your stomach by Hellebuyck. Very apt meaning to his last name when translated from Dutch to English
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"who cares about all that" crazy thing to say
"we were there to have fun" zero accountability found in this man
"politics are crazy" so you agree. you agree this is political
once again i'm disappointed but not surprised!
one more bad day and i’m going to start seeing Brad Pitt in slutty outfits
Hollanov valentine's day shenanigans
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Heated Rivalry social media au 12/?
Part 11
Tag list: @genderfluidqueerio @pixelatedhomunculus2 @mothman-stole-my-eyebrows @my-hockey-shaylas @malgudinights @zoe-inthesky @bisexualchaosdemon @prometheusthedragon @just-a-queer-person @moonchild701 @1lliad @disrespectedgoatman @ignoretenderness @laininthemembrane @xdbug-bob
(It says "I will get you pregnant" in Ilya's tweet i literally just noticed that the "you" is messed up🤦)
text posts
ilya making so many jokes about scott being a dinosaur is extra funny when you remember scott is only 3 years older than ilya
February 25th 2026 best hockey tweets of the day
this is the funniest thing ive seen inmy entire life
And that's all you need to know about Heated Rivalry.
This fandom truly is the gift that keeps on giving lololololol
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