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snoopy of the day

oopy on that wizarrt shit to be honest

i must confess to the class that i was zooted off my fucking pussy and sitting in the shower with my unprotected ass phone when i made this reply

sheabutterrosesandeucalyptuspls

Abukyorr

Write about the Shang Tsung and Liu Kang twerk off. Naked, lubed up, and with an audience in attendance. I am sitting front row in the splash zone. Glasses are given to every guest so they don’t go blind from the astronomical view. But you and I are not weak like them; no, we watch without glasses, for we are not frauds who think they like twerk offs. We are men who are connoisseurs of the art.

i am leaving the server.

#do you know how long this could have sat in my box 😭#and i’m still not turning notifs on #when it’s a twerk off but they’re jiggling breast instead

yugiohz

DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

yugiohz

it was my bachelor degree 😑

komfort-kollection-by-kassiopeia

The fact that Syzoth doesn't just frown, he legit goes ☹️

#despair

jungwoobie

mass hysteria is funny because otherwise i would have never realized it’s been four years since my last post or reblog and i’ve only been opening tumblr all this time to find fodder for my questionable fiction dramatic readings

(the audience determines he will continue to never use the site as intended.)

jungwoobie

we lied, new mutual so i have reason to return…and clean this place up

mass hysteria is funny because otherwise i would have never realized it’s been four years since my last post or reblog and i’ve only been opening tumblr all this time to find fodder for my questionable fiction dramatic readings

(the audience determines he will continue to never use the site as intended.)

#text pasta

xtec

this mans really inna blanket 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

roxolotl-remaking-deactivated20

my animal behavior professor just emailed me this

sehicks

He missed

onceiwashere

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

onceiwashere

i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i

goyangiiart

purrmaid

oumaimas

dirty computer moodboard

gael-garcia

I just wanna paint the town. I don’t wanna hide my love. I just wanna hold your hand and be the one that you think of When you need a holiday, when you wanna drink rosé I just wanna paint your toes, and in the morning, kiss your nose ‘Cause when I’m with you, I don’t feel afraid. Maybe this love will indoctrinate High I go with every word that you say. The way you feel, yeah, I feel the same way. Remember the night when I combed your hair? I hope I didn’t freak you out when I stared. I donate my truth to you like I’m rich. The truth is, love ain’t got no off switch. So if the walls come tumbling down, and if the ocean really does drown, and if my memories never come back, I’ll still remember where we first was naked at. Picture our faces and new oases. When we made love, we left many traces.

Janelle Monae & Tessa Thompson in Dirty Computer (2018)