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@littlestwoodlandcreature

murderer: (via text) im going to kill you

me: (a week later) omg im so sorry... i saw this when i was in the middle of doing something else and then just completely forgot about it

#OUCH

plasmalogical

i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on

egrets-not-regrets

Or pick it up and give it back to the guy, telling him to put it back on because he’s going to catch a chill.

plasmalogical

this is how you get slept

#HAHAHA i forgot about this post #fave

c3rvida3

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

sailorbryant

There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on.

#CUTE #fun story tag #should have that by now

IF I NEVER SLEEP I WILL FREEZE TIME + TOMORROW WILL NEVER HAPPEN

#hahahaaa some things never change i fucked up my day tomorrow good night for real people

ATTN: VInce Vaughn’s grandmother was Lebanese

#i found him on a list of arab american actors #this is for like my 3 arab followers #ok goodnight

yesterdaysprint

The Salt Lake Tribune, Utah, October 28, 1940

#relatable content

the-bluespirit

Mirai Nagasu is the first USA female figure skater to land the triple axel at Winter Olympics @ Pyeongchang 2018 (and Team USA being the cutest cheering section ever)

#AAAHHHH

conflictingheart

coquelicoq

#every time I see this picture I am briefly overwhelmed#this piece of art outlived its context and milieu#but. but. in reality there is no such thing#because art is made anew with every glance. it comes to life. awakens laughing#and time compresses. softens. the past is not so much a mystery if we remember we weren’t the first to dance.#this is what art is for#this is what it can do#it doesn’t only speak to us of our own humanity#it reminds us that humanity is shared. this girl isn’t dancing in a mirror. she is dancing with a friend.#paintings don’t simply show us the world. they help teach us how to live in it. (via @robotmango)

#yeah this is what i like to think people mean when they say art is life #like it can be used pretentiously but THIS IS IT #THIS IS WHY #fave

andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes

imo one of the worst social phenomenons that social media has fostered is how someone will be like “i’m experiencing immense personal suffering” and people will be like “me” “lol mood”

#omg i remember when i was first on tumblr and i'd see all these really sad posts and i'd reblog them to try to cheer people up

boota

awwww-cute

This man found his cat. (Source: http://ift.tt/2EHNSjE)

#!!!

gomjabbar

sometimes i’ll pull some of our anime swords down from the wall so our customers can get a look and whenever they’re the Deadpool Shirt Cargo Shorts Types and they’re marveling at the sword i’ll say some shit like “a man has 3 goals in life. to eat, to love, and to carry a cool sword” and they get a dumb look on their face and then i know they’re going to buy it and then parrot that saying for the next 3 months to their beleaguered girlfriend

#omg hahahaa

oh dear god i might Like a Girl

#fourth date was so good and i'm mad about it #because god forbid i'm Not dramatic for like more than five minutes

my little brother never sends me emails. he just sent me an email with the entire bee movie script in-text and i blame this fucking website