Things that happened from Birthdays I went to this weekend as the losers.
Beverly: Can I please get drunk there?
Richie: *yelling Gucci Gang as he runs around the jumping Castle.*
Stan: *Playing angry birds as he's low-key crying.*
Mike: If you don't give me your Hershey you will be sleeping on the porch.
Ben: Can I get in the piñata, please?...
Bill: I keep the souls of the piñatas on a shelf. I hope to find an elf piñata for the irony.
Eddie: *Sings drunk karaoke to some Spanish song.*
















