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tv, movies, wrestling,video games, dogs. shitposting trash. tbh YouTube has kind of taken over my life here. main blog for jayne-n-pals.

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[shanexrayn]

Demön

[luisonte]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

oh this is my goldfish his name is wet little bitch

[greggturkington]

paul blart mall goth

[mayorbuds]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

What’s the greatest gaming evil: forced escort missions, timed missions, or forced stealth sections in non-stealth games?

[kaisermakes]

Dicking Around

Storytime! Halloween a few years back my mates and I were dressed up for Halloween and my cat furry roommate (good guy, furries are entertaining folks) was wearing his partial suit out with us. We were in Boston proper and all of us were on a budget at the time, so the only option for a late night drink and dinner open to us was a place called Dick’s Last Resort.  If you’ve never been, the big draw at Dick’s is that they’re dicks to you.  The staff are sarcastic, they throw your menus and straws and shit at you, and they make you hats that say mean stuff. 

I don’t get it either. So anyways, we’ve got - I’ll call him Frank - the cat with us, and Frank’s 100% ready to go fuck with Dicks, so we head on in. The waitress starts doing her bit, but the cat in the room has thrown off her game and she doesn’t really know how to handle Frank in Full Cat mode. 

He points out the drink he wants without speaking, with a paw, on the menu and she asks for an ID and starts saying ‘I swear to god your ID better have a big fuckkin’ cat on it or-“

She threw his licence back at us and walked away speechless. Didn’t talk to us the rest of the evening. Anyways, I dug up this old photo today and thought it deserved to be preserved for posterity.  So here you go, the day Frank broke Dicks.

[jovan]

what’s that anime with the four boys that look exactly alike why is it popular they’re ugly

[camcrox]

teenage mutant ninja turtles

[fairyshirt]

the beatles

[donxicote]

Mt. Rushmore

[cutepetclub]

From @veggiedayz: “Blackberry has a song he wants to sing for you.” #cutepetclub [source: http://ift.tt/28SdMmN ]

[slightly-oblivvyous]

Kitten: *small mew* Cameraperson: *soft “ohhh”* Kitten: *BIG LONG MEOW* Cameraperson: *soft laughter* “What was that?” Kitten: *tiny mew*

[haintxblue]

the caption did not prepare me

[followthebluebell]

the highest ratio of meow to cat that i’ve ever encountered

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

[cow-chop-junk]

“You wanna see a cool trick?”

[X]

[iamskookum]

When that non-copyrighted opera music kicks in on a Cow Chop video

[animal-factbook]

Timmy was always a bit different from the other ostriches

[00432381-deactivated20180201]

I love him

[lesbianrey]

me as a child when i don’t understand something: it rly upsets me when things don’t make sense like????? whats going on! 😡

me as an adult when someone says something completely & utterly nonsensical:

[princesconsuela]

2017 mood

[jays1n]

[vivienvalentino]

[hoebutmadefashion]

[categorical-abstract-ml-blog]

honestly the “overwatch as futuristic WWE” theory explains so much about the game:

the implausible backstories

the stage names

the exaggerated personae

how nobody’s origin story actually seems to impact who they fight

the highly specific and long-running rivalries

the nonsensical timeline

how half the cast has “died” and then come back

how it’s never clear what anyone’s actually fighting for

and nothing blizzard does in-universe can disprove it because it’s all part of the narrative

[fatdemoman-deactivated20160922]