belxaph brainrot

the junction lies ahead, so if you’ll allow me just a moment…

[junonothings]

MY GIRLS ARE BACK TOGETHER AGAIN I COULD CRY I AM CRYING

[junonothings]

@brimstonevalleymall I LOVE YOU THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD

[junonothings]

MY GIRLS ARE BACK TOGETHER AGAIN I COULD CRY I AM CRYING

[brimstonevalleymall]

You got us to 40% on our indiegogo, demons! So we think it’s high time we released another sneak peak of the script for season 2. Have you missed Belzagor and Xaphan? *sigh* So have we, kids. So have we. If you want more demonic content be sure to support our indiegogo, follow us on social media: linktr.ee/bvmpod, and most importantly SPREAD THE WORD!

[brimstonevalleymall]

We made it to 25% on our IGG campaign! Which means y’all get a little script sneak peek, as a treat. If you want more, check out tinyurl.com/bvmseason2 to support the show and get us to the next script reveal…

[sexymanotddd]

CONGRATULATIONS TO CECIL GERSHWIN PALMER, WINNER OF THE 2023 TUMBLR SEXYREMATCH

[ruby-cloud]

it just appeared in my mind and I couldn’t get it off

[mariorsomething]

so mag170 continues to ruin my life

[zekeyboy]

just finished s1 of the magnus archives this is it

[thejagnusjarchives]

listening to tma s1 the first time and then re-listening to it after you finish the show are both amazing experiences for drastically different reasons

like on the first listen you get to slowly realize that it’s not actually just an anthology and It’s All Connected and Shit Is Going Down.

but the SECOND time you get the one man comedy show of jonathan sims, who you KNOW is well aware that all this shit is real, doing everything he can to play the skeptic. he will say the most fucked up thing in the world and then be like This Is Obviously Fake But If It’s Real I Hope It Kills Martin

[mariorsomething]

iiiiiiiiiiiiii didnt expect to get very far with this but here we are! craved monster jon content and the fic rituals by doomcountry on a03 delivered on that and gave me this fun comic idea!!!

[firepowerwalkwithme]

In honor of the anniversary of MAG 200, I’m posting this little comic I did for a TMA zine! It’s currently on hiatus (but will hopefully eventually come out??) but we got permission to post our pieces. Enjoy some food-as-a-love-language and awkward flirting :)

[chum-rum]

been listening to the first season of tma again✨

MAG 13: Alone

[martin-kartin-blartin]

This is an appreciation post for the exorcist that

Got two full episodes about him,

Got tossed around wildly between

• the spiral

• the desolation

• the stranger

• the web

and

• the flesh

Woke up from a hallucination bc Jesus didn’t taste right

Actually managed to say “God” once in his statement (which seems like it took a lot of willpower based on the rest of the statement and his inability to say things he sees as holy)

And chose to give his statement to a secular research institute even though it was his firm belief that what happened to him was demonic possession

I don’t even have anything to say about him, there’s just a lot to unpack here and his statement scratches my brain

[hyperdontiall-deactivated202308]

hello tumblr dot com

[arakhae]

I'm sorry. I know this song doesn't fit well with their relationship. I also know that this song is the soundtrack for ANOTHER podcast. I really have no excuses for what I did haha

Hope it's not too dark...

Song: when somebody needs you by will wood

Ps: if you are a fan of gravity falls, tma and welcome to nightvale you should listen to camp here and there 👀 please please please check it out....

[jonsfortyfiftheye]

NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY DON’T GO INTO THE LONELY

oh mein gotten zis beach is full of foggensadden

[spiderworries]

Visit Original Link

based on this post

[Audio transcript: ]

“right [clears throat] statement of Hazel Rutter regarding a fire in her childhood home. Original statement given August 9th, 1992. Audio recording by Jonathan Sims, the Archivist. Statement begins. Hello Jon, it’s me boy, I’m the PS5, speaking to you inside your brain! Listen to me, boy. leave the girl, we don’t need her. Come with me, play my games! We’ll have cowboy times in space! Do doo da doo..you need me, boy, your free will is an illus- ” [End transcript}