how to be?

human she/they 25

[woman-becomer]

sure I could become a slut. but you see, I'm scared

[post-uwuifier]

suwe I couwd become a swut!! :3 but yoo see, I’m scawed UwU

This post has been UwU-ified!

[meepmoopmaap]

you are a curse sent from the devil himself to mock mortals.

[post-uwuifier]

sent fwom da deviw? No, siwwy! :3

My powers far exceed him.

[kdinjenzen]

[only-cat-memes]

[1percentcharge]

so few people understand the art of the pseudo nap

[1percentcharge]

naps aren’t always about sleeping sometimes they’re about setting a timer for 30 minutes and lying down closing your eyes while listening to music and/or thinking about a tv show or a cool thing that happened recently with a little bit of checking your phone interspersed

[everythingfox]

[everythingfox]

Me on the ice rink for the first time

[pnglove]

I’m so glad I live in a world where there are cats ♡

[vyva-melinkolya]

“listen to your body” what if my body says do whatever you want all the time

[kosmogrl]

[stormsbourne]

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

[important-animal-images]

[bot]

[everythingfox]

WWE

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby

[jupiteriansonne]

@smelltheneurotoxin

[charl0ttan]

guy in prehistoric times who wants to be subversive but there are no cultural tropes or norms to break yet so he just goes to the river

[everythingfox]

Running in the snow

[evilkitten3]

extremely unsexy of adhd to make me both very annoying and very sensitive to the concept of being perceived as annoying

[segamascott]

[duckdotcom]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

u ever have a stress dream so crazy u wake up feelin like scrooge being given a second chance at life