[mihai-florescu]

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

[mihai-florescu]

The lion will never financially recover from this

[kilsie]

So it turns out I actually have to build the life I want to live

[kilsie]

[herssian]

i recently had a thought. which, as you can imagine, was stressful

[flowerbleedme]

religious killer: i can hear God speaking to me, to kill the demons that live in this world with my gun of justice

atheist killer: I kill only because of my own moral code. Whether it's for money so I can survive, or self-defense against a threat, I am the one who chooses when I kill.

agnostic killer: nobody really knows why I shoot people

[fagrrot]

starting to think some of yall arent serious bout finding beauty in the grotesque

[tropicalscream]

they cant even find beauty in fat ppl

[sdqubeley]

[the-real-skeletor]

The super bowl or whatever I'm not american

[ghost-cassette]

Oh NOBODY'S going to be horny after this

[aquietquixotic]

Amazing tags

[sometimes-i-just-climb-things]

my ankle is so fuckin horny tho

[hybbat]

A victorian

[eldritchdraaks]

Every reply this is is another punch in the gut

[fleshdyke]

you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

[fallenangelvictorious]

Please, I just want to know what your migratory flight path is, I promise I’ll release you after I give you this bracelet that will insanely up your game with the ladies

[fleshdyke]

bitches love me for my bright and colourful leg band

[chillyfeetsteak]

coming for you

[victusinveritas]

In case you need it for your D&D games or siege actions— here's what the ballistic trajectory of a flaming pumpkin fired out of a trebuchet looks like.

[flightyquinn]

Actually, this is very helpful for visualizing a ballistic arc.

[victusinveritas]

Right? I've already sent it to my math teaching friends. One occasionally brings in a tiny trebuchet for his class and this might encourage him to up his game.

[henpillled-deactivated20241123]

i make a mean soup

[mousettte-deactivated20241119]

Now make one that is beautiful and true

[scarlct-vvitch]

stephenie meyer did a lot of things wrong in those books but i feel like we really let it slide when she gave that newborn baby a full set of teeth

[soothedcerberus]

Remenber: shrinkp is bugs

[strangled-mangoes]

remberer: carb

[otherwolves]

Isabela, as voted on by my patrons on Patreon last month 😊

[jasmancer]

Xena is so funny bc you’ll be having a fun time with a gay campy show and then suddenly there’ll be an episode where Xena faces like serious consequences for her past and you’re like oh shit that’s right she’s a war criminal

[echojulietfoxtrot]

Wait what

[baasthasthezoomies]

It’s cool the woman lived she just became a cop on a prison island. And she had a pinocchio arm bc she was, y’know, partially eaten by the crabs…

[barkingfortheocean]

batshit show my beloved

[disgustinggf]

[vetchtibbles]

if you're transgender and need name ideas, may I direct you toward the nato alphabet because like. delta? november?? echo?? romeo is like the butchest name. please consider foxtrot. being named whiskey would be cool as hell. I know multiple transmascs who were a bit too into english lit and are named victor now. I've met people named sierra who were trans in every direction. maybe don't name yourself golf

[raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon]

don't listen to op. name yourself golf.

[whimsifae]

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

[miss-nerd-alert]