Where ancient Pokémon roam free!

[jurassic-pokepark]

Heya Rotomblr! I’m Kala, a tour guide from the highly reputable Jurassic PokéPark!

I was told I’d get a raise if I made a blog to advertise, so here I am!

The park contains all manner of Pokémon, including but not limited to, dinosaur pokemon, fossil pokemon, ancient Pokémon recently discovered in the Paldea region, and- well, I’m not entirely sure what the other guys are called, but they sure are cool!

Jurassic PokéPark is located on an island nearby to the lovely Alola region, so if you’re in the area, drop on in!

Oh! My cousin Luka also works here and might use this blog from time to time! So be on the look out for him!

\OOC/

(Hey what’s up! It’s @hoiimtemmi back with another Pokémon irl blog! Hi! You can blame the fact that I watched Jurassic Park and all the Jurassic World movies for this/hj)

More info will be added to this intro as needed-

[skyfire-the-watcher]

Jurassic park, how I love it.

[jurassic-pokepark]

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What do I even do with this?!

[An image of a recently hatched dinosaur mon, it’s eyes not fully open. It appears to be some sort of hybrid, but it’s features aren’t entirely clear in the dim lighting]

[jurassic-pokepark]

[Connection encrypted]

K: One of the eggs hatched, what do I do?!

L: I need you to go back into those labs, you might’ve missed something.

K: I’m sorry, why is that the priority right now?

L: Just look again, we can deal with the dino later

[User Luka is offline]

K: …

[jurassic-pokepark]

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What do I even do with this?!

[An image of a recently hatched dinosaur mon, it’s eyes not fully open. It appears to be some sort of hybrid, but it’s features aren’t entirely clear in the dim lighting]

[jurassic-pokepark]

Starting off the month with a roar of pride!

Remember that the dinosaurs support everyone regardless of identity and you should too!*

(*The park does not offer pride discounts on tickets)

[realpokemon]

rb this if youre a trainer or you post about your pokémon or etc

[jurassic-pokepark]

[User private messages]

[User: Luka]

[User: Kala]

L: I need you to do something. Now.

K: I’m working right now? What’s up?

L: Whatever you’re doing can wait, and if anyone asks I’ll cover for you.

K: …what do you need Luka?

L: You know the transport trucks that went straight to the back earlier? Towards the labs?

K: Yeah?

L: I need you to head towards the labs and find out what’s going on. Keep me updated. Send pictures if you can.

K: Why do you want me to do something that would definitely get me fired if anyone found out?

L: It’s important, trust me

K: I don’t know…

L: You’re more suited for these things than I am

K: You do remember the entire reason you got me this job is because you didn’t want me to do that anymore-?

L: This is different! I’m asking you to do it!

K: Still illegal, i don’t think I should…

L: I swear to Arc, now is when you decide to have a conscience?! All you were ever good for was following orders, but now that I’m giving them you can’t be bothered?! Are you really fine with being that useless?! Why’d I bother to do anything for you Kai?! Answer me that?!

K: Arceus Damnit, calm down! I’ll do it!

L: You better. Next time you have the nerve to be defiant I’ll send every police record I can find to management and throw you back to Alola. Hope Skull takes back traitors.

K: Luka…

L: Keep me updated.

[User Luka is offline]

[jurassic-pokepark]

[Connection encrypted]

K: Luka?

K: I got in- [attached image of a laboratory, empty except for a few running machines]

L: See what you can find and report back. Take something if you can.

K: What do you want me to look for?

[User Luka is offline]

K: Arceus fucking damnit-

[jurassic-pokepark]

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Ok um…I don’t know what the fuck this is but..

[A picture of a large amount of papers in a box. The top one is labeled with an R symbol and has Kantonian text underneath.]

I think I’m in over my head here. I don’t know what to do with this, hell I can’t even read it! I shouldn’t be posting this…

[jurassic-pokepark]

[Connection encrypted]

K: Luka.

K: Luka there’s eggs in here, this isn’t listed as a breeding lab

L: Do you know what in them?

K: No! It doesn’t say anywhere!

L: Take them.

K: What?!

L: You heard me

K: You want me to steal unknown eggs from a lab that’s been making these in secret?! We don’t even know what’s in here!

L: We’ll find out

K: Fine

[jurassic-pokepark]

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What is all this. I got a loose translation of the Rocket file and it’s something in the Mewtwo project?? There’s Plasma files on the Kyurem incident, and even some things from the Aether foundation…

[jurassic-pokepark]

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I don't know what I'm doing. I just need to put this somewhere.

They're experimenting with combining Pokémon, but it's not just anything, there’s a pattern, every experiment consists of a combination of at least one fossil, one ‘UB' and one Paradox Pokémon…

I can only assume that’s what the eggs are. I’m getting out of here…

[jurassic-pokepark]

[User private messages]

[User: Luka]

[User: Kala]

L: I need you to do something. Now.

K: I’m working right now? What’s up?

L: Whatever you’re doing can wait, and if anyone asks I’ll cover for you.

K: …what do you need Luka?

L: You know the transport trucks that went straight to the back earlier? Towards the labs?

K: Yeah?

L: I need you to head towards the labs and find out what’s going on. Keep me updated. Send pictures if you can.

K: Why do you want me to do something that would definitely get me fired if anyone found out?

L: It’s important, trust me

K: I don’t know…

L: You’re more suited for these things than I am

K: You do remember the entire reason you got me this job is because you didn’t want me to do that anymore-?

L: This is different! I’m asking you to do it!

K: Still illegal, i don’t think I should…

L: I swear to Arc, now is when you decide to have a conscience?! All you were ever good for was following orders, but now that I’m giving them you can’t be bothered?! Are you really fine with being that useless?! Why’d I bother to do anything for you Kai?! Answer me that?!

K: Arceus Damnit, calm down! I’ll do it!

L: You better. Next time you have the nerve to be defiant I’ll send every police record I can find to management and throw you back to Alola. Hope Skull takes back traitors.

K: Luka…

L: Keep me updated.

[User Luka is offline]

[jurassic-pokepark]

[Connection encrypted]

K: Luka?

K: I got in- [attached image of a laboratory, empty except for a few running machines]

L: See what you can find and report back. Take something if you can.

K: What do you want me to look for?

[User Luka is offline]

K: Arceus fucking damnit-

[jurassic-pokepark]

You are viewing a private post, continue?

Ok um…I don’t know what the fuck this is but..

[A picture of a large amount of papers in a box. The top one is labeled with an R symbol and has Kantonian text underneath.]

I think I’m in over my head here. I don’t know what to do with this, hell I can’t even read it! I shouldn’t be posting this…

[jurassic-pokepark]

[Connection encrypted]

K: Luka.

K: Luka there’s eggs in here, this isn’t listed as a breeding lab

L: Do you know what in them?

K: No! It doesn’t say anywhere!

L: Take them.

K: What?!

L: You heard me

K: You want me to steal unknown eggs from a lab that’s been making these in secret?! We don’t even know what’s in here!

L: We’ll find out

K: Fine

[jurassic-pokepark]

You are viewing a private post, continue?

What is all this. I got a loose translation of the Rocket file and it’s something in the Mewtwo project?? There’s Plasma files on the Kyurem incident, and even some things from the Aether foundation…

[jurassic-pokepark]

[User private messages]

[User: Luka]

[User: Kala]

L: I need you to do something. Now.

K: I’m working right now? What’s up?

L: Whatever you’re doing can wait, and if anyone asks I’ll cover for you.

K: …what do you need Luka?

L: You know the transport trucks that went straight to the back earlier? Towards the labs?

K: Yeah?

L: I need you to head towards the labs and find out what’s going on. Keep me updated. Send pictures if you can.

K: Why do you want me to do something that would definitely get me fired if anyone found out?

L: It’s important, trust me

K: I don’t know…

L: You’re more suited for these things than I am

K: You do remember the entire reason you got me this job is because you didn’t want me to do that anymore-?

L: This is different! I’m asking you to do it!

K: Still illegal, i don’t think I should…

L: I swear to Arc, now is when you decide to have a conscience?! All you were ever good for was following orders, but now that I’m giving them you can’t be bothered?! Are you really fine with being that useless?! Why’d I bother to do anything for you Kai?! Answer me that?!

K: Arceus Damnit, calm down! I’ll do it!

L: You better. Next time you have the nerve to be defiant I’ll send every police record I can find to management and throw you back to Alola. Hope Skull takes back traitors.

K: Luka…

L: Keep me updated.

[User Luka is offline]

[jurassic-pokepark]

[Connection encrypted]

K: Luka?

K: I got in- [attached image of a laboratory, empty except for a few running machines]

L: See what you can find and report back. Take something if you can.

K: What do you want me to look for?

[User Luka is offline]

K: Arceus fucking damnit-

[jurassic-pokepark]

You are viewing a private post, continue?

Ok um…I don’t know what the fuck this is but..

[A picture of a large amount of papers in a box. The top one is labeled with an R symbol and has Kantonian text underneath.]

I think I’m in over my head here. I don’t know what to do with this, hell I can’t even read it! I shouldn’t be posting this…

[jurassic-pokepark]

[Connection encrypted]

K: Luka.

K: Luka there’s eggs in here, this isn’t listed as a breeding lab

L: Do you know what in them?

K: No! It doesn’t say anywhere!

L: Take them.

K: What?!

L: You heard me

K: You want me to steal unknown eggs from a lab that’s been making these in secret?! We don’t even know what’s in here!

L: We’ll find out

K: Fine

[jurassic-pokepark]

[User private messages]

[User: Luka]

[User: Kala]

L: I need you to do something. Now.

K: I’m working right now? What’s up?

L: Whatever you’re doing can wait, and if anyone asks I’ll cover for you.

K: …what do you need Luka?

L: You know the transport trucks that went straight to the back earlier? Towards the labs?

K: Yeah?

L: I need you to head towards the labs and find out what’s going on. Keep me updated. Send pictures if you can.

K: Why do you want me to do something that would definitely get me fired if anyone found out?

L: It’s important, trust me

K: I don’t know…

L: You’re more suited for these things than I am

K: You do remember the entire reason you got me this job is because you didn’t want me to do that anymore-?

L: This is different! I’m asking you to do it!

K: Still illegal, i don’t think I should…

L: I swear to Arc, now is when you decide to have a conscience?! All you were ever good for was following orders, but now that I’m giving them you can’t be bothered?! Are you really fine with being that useless?! Why’d I bother to do anything for you Kai?! Answer me that?!

K: Arceus Damnit, calm down! I’ll do it!

L: You better. Next time you have the nerve to be defiant I’ll send every police record I can find to management and throw you back to Alola. Hope Skull takes back traitors.

K: Luka…

L: Keep me updated.

[User Luka is offline]

[jurassic-pokepark]

[Connection encrypted]

K: Luka?

K: I got in- [attached image of a laboratory, empty except for a few running machines]

L: See what you can find and report back. Take something if you can.

K: What do you want me to look for?

[User Luka is offline]

K: Arceus fucking damnit-

[jurassic-pokepark]

You are viewing a private post, continue?

Ok um…I don’t know what the fuck this is but..

[A picture of a large amount of papers in a box. The top one is labeled with an R symbol and has Kantonian text underneath.]

I think I’m in over my head here. I don’t know what to do with this, hell I can’t even read it! I shouldn’t be posting this…

[jurassic-pokepark]

[User private messages]

[User: Luka]

[User: Kala]

L: I need you to do something. Now.

K: I’m working right now? What’s up?

L: Whatever you’re doing can wait, and if anyone asks I’ll cover for you.

K: …what do you need Luka?

L: You know the transport trucks that went straight to the back earlier? Towards the labs?

K: Yeah?

L: I need you to head towards the labs and find out what’s going on. Keep me updated. Send pictures if you can.

K: Why do you want me to do something that would definitely get me fired if anyone found out?

L: It’s important, trust me

K: I don’t know…

L: You’re more suited for these things than I am

K: You do remember the entire reason you got me this job is because you didn’t want me to do that anymore-?

L: This is different! I’m asking you to do it!

K: Still illegal, i don’t think I should…

L: I swear to Arc, now is when you decide to have a conscience?! All you were ever good for was following orders, but now that I’m giving them you can’t be bothered?! Are you really fine with being that useless?! Why’d I bother to do anything for you Kai?! Answer me that?!

K: Arceus Damnit, calm down! I’ll do it!

L: You better. Next time you have the nerve to be defiant I’ll send every police record I can find to management and throw you back to Alola. Hope Skull takes back traitors.

K: Luka…

L: Keep me updated.

[User Luka is offline]

[jurassic-pokepark]

[Connection encrypted]

K: Luka?

K: I got in- [attached image of a laboratory, empty except for a few running machines]

L: See what you can find and report back. Take something if you can.

K: What do you want me to look for?

[User Luka is offline]

K: Arceus fucking damnit-

[jurassic-pokepark]

[User private messages]

[User: Luka]

[User: Kala]

L: I need you to do something. Now.

K: I’m working right now? What’s up?

L: Whatever you’re doing can wait, and if anyone asks I’ll cover for you.

K: …what do you need Luka?

L: You know the transport trucks that went straight to the back earlier? Towards the labs?

K: Yeah?

L: I need you to head towards the labs and find out what’s going on. Keep me updated. Send pictures if you can.

K: Why do you want me to do something that would definitely get me fired if anyone found out?

L: It’s important, trust me

K: I don’t know…

L: You’re more suited for these things than I am

K: You do remember the entire reason you got me this job is because you didn’t want me to do that anymore-?

L: This is different! I’m asking you to do it!

K: Still illegal, i don’t think I should…

L: I swear to Arc, now is when you decide to have a conscience?! All you were ever good for was following orders, but now that I’m giving them you can’t be bothered?! Are you really fine with being that useless?! Why’d I bother to do anything for you Kai?! Answer me that?!

K: Arceus Damnit, calm down! I’ll do it!

L: You better. Next time you have the nerve to be defiant I’ll send every police record I can find to management and throw you back to Alola. Hope Skull takes back traitors.

K: Luka…

L: Keep me updated.

[User Luka is offline]

[jurassic-pokepark]

[A photo of a battle form Koraidon standing on a rock, looking down at a pack of Archen.]

Making friends already!

[jurassic-pokepark]

[Account reconnected]

[User Kala online]

Back to the regularly scheduled programming!

[A photo of a Great Tusk standing in makeshift shade in a sandy area. Despite attempts to hide it the pictures is clearly being taken from behind a gate.]

[jurassic-pokepark]

[User Luka connecting]

[Authorized]

Well this is a fine mess. I told her to be careful with this but did she ever listen…

[jurassic-pokepark]

[Security override: Gate lock]

[Gate status: Open]

Should be good now Kala…don’t do that again

[User Luka disconnected]

[jurassic-pokepark]

[User Luka connecting]

[Authorized]

Well this is a fine mess. I told her to be careful with this but did she ever listen…

[jurassic-pokepark]

[An image of a Roaring Moon on a rock, staring right at the camera.]

Big guy!!

[jurassic-pokepark]

[Roaring Moon is much closer to the camera. It’s staring very intently at the photographer.]

Someone locked the gate on me-

[Account disconnected]