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Ok, God, I am fucking wheezing, I got trained to work with mice today since I’ll need them for some experiments and the guy who trained me was like, “Yeah ok so if there’s a day where you just absolutely cannot get your mice to cooperate you can always do this” and picks up this cone-shaped bag and just put the mouse face-first into it and shows it to me and I lose my shit because deadass it was a piping-bag of mouse. Like, the whole mouse was pressed into this cone, fur and ears and feet all pressed up against the plastic, tail sticking up absurdly out of the top of the thing. It was so unimaginably fucking funny but like the mouse was perfectly ok with it, there’s a hole for air at the bottom so she could breathe and all but it was genuinely the most absurd thing I have witnessed in months

bastardcircus

THIS IS FUCKING IT, IT’S SO FUCKING RIDICULOUS!!!!!

localstarboy

Son the crazy part is I feel like dogs deadass be understanding when you do this

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uguuuchan

gimme sammich

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gib bagul

gynandromorph

i’m on the verge of tears because i’ve seen this post tons of times but today i realized the second reblog is cheezeburger speak for “give bagel” when i thought it was a dark souls boss name like

magic-spelldust

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“Upwards to the Moon” Guqin song by 自得琴社 Zi De Guqin Studio

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lawbreaker13

As a graphic design please let me tell you that I aspire to think of something 1/1000th as clever and execute it even remotely as well as this logo right here

blackcherryblood

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

dragonswithjetpacks

MY DASH NEEDS TO HEAR THIS.

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blackwoolncrown

congrats lil buddy that’s the worst anyone’s ever done it

feral-renaissance-cat

Lucien: When I was a kid I didn’t really have a family and people picked on me due to my appearance.

Fjord: Mhm.

Lucien: Then I joined this organization, but I have a problem with authority so I left to do my own thing.

Beau: Yup.

Lucien: This group of powerful mages strengthened my magic capabilities, even though it left permanent marks on my skin.

Caleb: Ja klar.

Lucien: I was murdered, but not really since I was able to come back, but it was still a traumatic experience.

Veth: Yeah.

Lucien: There’s a part of my life that I don’t remember because technically someone else had control of my body.

Yasha: Okay.

Lucien: Now there are people who say my relationship with the entities that gave me my powers is unhealthy, but I feel that they understand and support me in ways no one else really has.

Jester: Sure.

Lucien: :)

Caduceus: …You remind me of a pet squirrel I had once. It got rabies so we had to kill it.