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☠Send me one at your leisure and I will write a drabble based on what you send— Other prompts are always welcomed and encouraged if it’s not stated on this list.

Send any of these to me at your leisure and I will write it— Please be specific to who  is going to be doing what.

Scream: My character has caused yours to scream out for some reason. Headache: How my character will take care of yours when they have a headache Expecting: Our characters find out they are expecting a child together. Milkshake: Our characters will have to split a milkshake. Coffee: My character will be hyped up on coffee and pester yours. Mistletoe: Our characters will share a kiss under the mistletoe. Graveyard: My character will visit your characters grave. Spectre: My character will be visited by your character’s ghost or vice versa. Bleed: My character will injure your character. Dream: My character will have a dream about your character. Letters: Our characters will write letters to one another. Nightmare: One of our characters will have a nightmare. Holiday: Our characters will spend a holiday together. Apologize: My character will apologize to yours. Busted: Your character will catch mine doing something they shouldn’t.

Angst of Hell

O Romeo: I will write my character missing/looking for yours. O Juliet: I will write about my character’s feelings for yours. O Macbeth: I will write about how my character kills yours. O Hero: I will write about my character mourning yours. O Puck: I will write about my character pranking yours. O Titiana: I will write about our characters sharing a night in bed or sharing a kiss. Specify. O Oberon: I’ll write about my character getting angry at yours over something they did. Regrets: I’ll write a drabble about my character having regrets about yours. Heaven: I’ll write a drabble about our characters going to heaven. Hell: I’ll write a drabble about our characters going to hell. Purgatory: I’ll write a drabble about our characters going to purgatory. Time: I’ll write a drabble about our characters doing to a different time/dimension. specify.

Will you…?—

Amuse Me: I will write a funny drabble about my character trying to cheer yours up. Accept me: I will write a drabble about my character accepting yours or vice versa. /Or both to accept one another/ Break Me: I will write an angsty drabble about our characters. Befriend Me: I wil write a drabble about our characters meeting for the first time in an AU. Call Me: I will write a drabble about my character asking for yours [be it at the brink of death/in a battlefield/knocking on the front door wounded, feel free to specify.] Comfort Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character comforting yours- vise versa. Drink Me: I will write a drabble about my character taking shots with yours. Dominate Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character dominating yours. Or vise versa. Enamor Me: I will write a fluffy drabble about my character trying to woo yours [be it out of the blue/Valentines Day,feel free to specify.] Embarrass Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character saying or doing something embarrassing to himself or to your character. Fight Me: I will write a drabble out my character fighting with/or against yours. Forgive me: I will write a drabble about my character forgiving yours or vise versa. Get Me: I will write a drabble about my character saving yours. Humor Me: I’ll write a funny drabble about our characters. Hustle Me: I’ll write a drabble about our characters hustling. Humiliate Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character doing something humiliating to yours. Haunt Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character watching over yours [as a ghost, watching from a distance, or otherwise, feel free to specify.] Hunt with me: I’ll write a drabble about your character and mine on a hunt together. Invite Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character asking your character to Join Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character giving your character an offer [be it a proposal for an alliance, asking them to join them in an activity (you can get dirty if you want), feel free to specify.] Kill Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character killing yours. Love Me: I’ll write a fluffy drabble about our characters. Mourn Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character mourning your character’s death. Nurse Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character healing yours. Offer Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character giving yours a gift. Paint Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character drawing a picture of yours [like one of your french girls~ be it painting them or drawing them, maybe offering a picture of them as a gift, feel free to specify.] Quiet Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character trying to calm yours down [be it from crying, from lashing out, feel free to specify.] Remember Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character trying to get yours to remember them [be it from an accident, meeting them after years apart, feel free to specify.] Raise Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character resurrecting yours. Vise versa. Reunite Me: I’ll write a drabble of our characters reuniting together. Shag Me: I’ll write a dirty drabble about our characters. Surprise Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character surprising yours. Vise versa. Save Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character saving yours or vise versa. Shoot Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character shooting yours or vise versa. Tell Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character confessing something to yours [be it a love confession, a secret, feel free to specify.] Text me: I’ll write a drabble about my character texting yours or your character texting mine. Trick Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character tricking your character. Unbind Me: I’ll write a drabble about your character freeing mine, or the other way around, or something among the lines [be it freeing them from jail, from handcuffs, from a trap, from a curse, feel free to specify.] Value Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character telling yours how they feel about them. Wed Me: I’ll write a drabble about our character under the subject of wedlock [be it my character proposing to yours, or marrying yours, feel free to specify.] X Me: I will write whatever it is that you wish, [specify.] Yahoo Me: I’ll write a drabble about our characters celebrating something [feel free to specify.] Zip Me: I’ll write a drabble about your character dressing mine, or the other way around [this can also be used for shutting them up as well, but feel free to specify.]

NSFW-ish Drabbles.

Torture Me: I’ll write a drabble about your character torturing mine or vise versa. Take Me: my character will kidnap yours. Leave Me: my character will leave your character behind. Deny Me: my character will either deny your character’s advances or deny them a ’ happy ending’. Grope Me: my character will grope yours. Lick Me: my character will lick yours in any specified place or manner. Suck Me: my character will suck on any body part of your character. Tease Me: my character will tease yours, whether in a friendly or a sexual manner. Please Me: my character will do anything to please yours. Bite Me: my character will bite yours on any part of their body. Blindfold Me: my character will blindfold yours in order to have their fun. Meet Me: My character is meeting yours either for the first time or just causally. Greet Me: My character will greet yours, either at the door, at work, or somewhere else. Own me: My character owns your character. Slap me: my character will slap yours. In the sexual manner, or of anger. specify. Call Me: My character will call your character for whatever reason. Hug Me: My character will hug yours. Either by surprise or for a specific reason. Give Me: my character will give yours a gift. Tickle Me: my character will tickle yours ruthlessly.

Starts With a Single Word Drabbles.

Sleep: My character needs to stay at your character’s house for the night, or vise versa. Specify. (you can add any other special things that could happen!) Drink: My character will call, text, or show up at your character’s house drunk. Specify which of the three. Heal: My character will tend to your character’s wounds, or be at their side when they’re sick. Confess: My character will speak their true feelings about your character. (or about a topic. you may choose.) Death: My character’s reaction to your character dying. Time: My character is running late! They are supposed to meet your character at ___________ (fill in the blank) or vise versa. Specify. Protect: My character keeps yours safe from harm. Kiss: My character kisses yours, or vise versa. Specify. Dream: My character wakes up in the middle of the night because of a dream with your character in it. Run!: My character is chasing your character (or vise versa) OR both characters are being chased by ___________ (fill in the blank). Rivalry: I’ll write a drabble of our characters having a rivalry between each other. Revenge: My character will get revenge on yours. Jealousy: My character gets jealous over yours. Hallucinations: My character will have hallucinations about your character. Candle: Our characters spending time together by candle light. Obsession: I’ll write a drabble about my character having an obsession with yours. Vise versa. Thief: My/your character has stolen something from yours/mine and plans to escape with said item. (Be specific on who gets which role) Healer: My/your character helping your/my character when they are hurt/sick. (Be specific on who gets which role, and whether the pain is physical, emotional, or just having to catch a fever) Sky: Our characters are stargazing. Seer: An event with our characters in the past or future. Help: My character requests help from your character (be something silly or serious, you may decide.) Gift: My character gives your character something special. Or vise versa. Specify. I Do: I will write our characters as a married couple. Broken: I’ll write our characters breaking up or in an angsty scene. Spell: I’ll write my character putting a spell on yours. Or being under a spell/curse.

Random Drabbles.

Joke: My character pulling a prank on yours. School: How our characters live through a school day. Specify class if needed. Song: My charcter singing a song to yours, or vice versa. Gloves: How my charcter deals with news from yours, Specify news, etc. Snow flake: Our characters in the cold together.

Will you Mourn…?

Rain — I’ll write a fluffy drabble of our characters kissing in the rain.  Kill — I’ll write a angst drabble of my character violently killing yours.  Love — I’ll write a drabble of my character admitting they love yours. Lust — I’ll write a drabble of our characters making love together. Date — I’ll write a drabble of my character taking yours out on a date.   Defend — I’ll write a drabble of my character protecting yours. Fight — I’ll write a drabble of my character fighting with/against yours. Death — I’ll write a drabble of my character with yours on their deathbed. Mourn — I’ll write a drabble of my character mourning yours. Pet — I’ll write a drabble of my character buying yours a pet. (specify what kind.) Wash — I’ll write a drabble of our characters showering/bathing together. Pool — I’ll write a drabble of our characters swimming together. Beach — I’ll write a drabble of out characters at the beach together. Sing — I’ll write a drabble of my character singing to yours. Snow — I’ll write a drabble of our characters building a snowman together. Game — I’ll write a drabble of my character playing videogames with yours. Movie — I’ll write a drabble of our characters watching a movie together. Shop — I’ll write a drabble of my character taking yours shopping. Cook — I’ll write a drabble of our characters cooking together. Sleep — I’ll write a drabble of my character snuggling in bed with yours.

Some More…

Traumatic: I’ll write my or your characters going through a traumatic experience. Murder: I’ll write my character killing yours or vice vesra. Home: I’ll write our characters living together. Scars: I’ll write your character touching my character’s scars or vice versa Sketching: I’ll write your character drawing mine or vice versa Warmth: I’ll write our characters getting warm. Solace: I’ll write my character comforting yours or vice versa Drink: I’ll write our characters drinking together Game: I’ll write our characters playing a game. Love: I’ll write our character’s falling in love. Death: I’ll write our character’s mourning over each other. Hate: I’ll write our character’s hating each other. Seduce: I’ll write my character trying to seduce yours or vice versa Old: I’ll write our characters growing old together Song: I’ll write our character’s singing or playing a musical instruments. Child: I’ll write our characters raising a child. Poem: I’ll write my character speaking a poem to yours or vice versa Insane: I’ll write my character is insane inside asylum and yours is the doctor, vice versa

Our Relationship is more than a…

Rivalry — I’ll write a drabble of our characters having a rivalry between each other. Obsession — I’ll write a drabble about my character having an obsession with yours. Vise versa. Proposal — My character proposes to your character. Vise versa. Celebration — Our characters celebrate together. Or have a party. Secret — My character tells your character a secret. Promise — My character makes a promise to your character.

Spending Holidays Together…

Pumpkin: Your character and mine doing some halloween decorating Trick: Your character and mine being sneaky together Treat: Your character and mine being sweet to one another Costume: Your character or mine, dressing up for the other Candy Corn: Your character or mine being cheesy to the other Treat Bag: My character sharing something with yours Leaves: Your character or mine clearing the air about something. Stars: Our characters under the stars together Snow: Our characters in the cold together Scarf: Your character or Mine borrowing/stealing clothes from the other Hot Cocoa: Our characters enjoying a hot moment together. Candles: Our characters enjoying a moment by candlelight Gift: Your character or mine, surprising the other with a present Bows: Your character or mine, dressing/undressing the other Peppermint: Your character or mine, sharing a sweet secret with the other.

[wordsnquotes]

I get way too sensitive when I get attached to someone. I can detect the slightest change in the tone of their voice, and suddenly I’m spending all day trying to figure out what I did wrong.

Brandon Stanton, Humans of New York (via insp0s)

[jurokudaime]

I just want to hug you.

Tell My Muse What You Want To Do To Them On Anon.

“Hug me? Why’s that? ‘nd why’re you hiding your face to say it? Depending on who you are, ‘cause there’s just some people I’d rather... not hug, we could pro’lly change that, y’know.”

[jurokudaime]

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underneath her gauze, eyes wince. the subtle amount of pain pulses throughout her temples, but despite it, she fights through it with a shake of her head. "n-no, it's better if i tell him the truth. he'll think of me as reckless, but .. " she'd rather that then blame him. but perhaps, she is just as self sacrificing as the other. "the main house, it'll be down the path we took earlier." she notes. despite the darkness, she at least has decent memory.

he frowns at her insistance but lets it be for the most part, thinking to himself that if she does end up in trouble, then he can just speak to her father sometime when she isn't around.

would the man listen to him? probably not, but he also knew from experience that playing the 'heir to a noble clan' card could help sway people on occasion.

"yeah," he begins, his voice soft so he doesn't come across as irritated (he's frustrated, yes, but only because he worries). "don't worry, i remember."

a pause, and he glances in the direction they would need to go.

"...d'you need me to carry you? or, um.. y'know, hold your hand or something?"

[jurokudaime]

“ this is not working out. ”

five word prompts

“Hinata, I.. dunno how to say what I mean,” he begins, corners of his lips turned to show a frown in his expression. “So I’m sorry if I sound mean, ‘cause I promise it’s not my intention..

--But you can’t just give up like that.”

His voice is soft (as always) as he speaks, placing one hand on her shoulder long enough to give it a gentle but firm squeeze of reassurance before letting it fall back to his side. 

“I just mean.. If you think it’s an issue with your eyes, tell me.. if you’re allowed to, I mean. I’m willing to help you out with training ‘nd stuff, but I don’t know much of anything about the Byakugan, so I’m not gonna be able to pick up on issues it causes like.. I dunno--Shino or Kiba might, y’know?”

He sighs lightly; The last thing he ever wants to do is discourage others, and especially not someone so kindhearted and possessing of such a beautiful personality.

“--But yeah, let’s go ahead and get you home. ..If you dad gets mad at you for whatever reason ‘cause of the state you’re in, you can tell him it’s my fault.. if you want. It’s not a.. complete lie.”

[jurokudaime]

"another shower?"

“it’s hot.” he nearly whines, continuing his search through drawers and the like in his attempt to find hairbands that wouldn’t easily snap. “and i’m already in my boxers. there’s not much else i can do to try ‘nd cool down.”

“i think that if i take a cold shower ‘nd let it soak my hair, then let that air dry or something, it’ll keep me cooler. it’s that or throw myself into a freezer, ‘nd i don’t think i’d fit in one of those...”

[larmoyante]

Water is the softest thing, yet it can penetrate mountains and earth. This shows clearly the principle of softness overcoming hardness.

Lao Tzu (via mirrormaid)

[jurokudaime]

❛i feel so warm & safe when you talk to me. maybe i could love you if you'd let me...❜

‘Of course I’ll let you. I’ve been letting you for years, but life and all of its issues have apparently hidden that from you. Or have I been failing you all this time, not letting you know how much I care, and--’

Chouji cuts off the rambling thought, not allowing himself to finish it out of the worry that he’d continue on and on, spiking his own anxiety through the roof.(An easy task when this sort of thing was the subject at hand.)

He worries sometimes that he shouldn’t bother, that he should maybe just say that he isn’t ever going to genuinely and fully open up to anybody because he’s really not sure he could take deep, vehement rejection from someone he cares about, nevermind loves.

But what he can and does do is reach over to grasp Shikamaru’s hand, giving it a slight squeeze before threading his fingers with his friend’s, emitting a slight, soft laugh as he does so.

“Heh--sometimes, I don’t know what to say to you. But what I do know is that I’m really glad I can make you feel safe. Feels like I’m doing something ...right for once, y’know?”

Despite his calm, amused facade, Shikamaru’s words have set his heart racing, and he silently curses what he sees as his own cowardice for not jumping on the (given?) chance.

Maybe next time.Maybe.

[jurokudaime]

‘for once in my life i want to be surrounded by people that i don’t feel like i need to impress.’

“…Do you really think you need to impress us all?”

He raises his eyebrows at the idea, not quite angered but certainly not impressed either. 

But eventually he just sighs and shakes his head; it’s not a battle he’ll easily win (if ever), so to fight it right then is a pointless endeavour.

“If you really feel that way… Sometimes I wonder if you’re really as smart as all the people ‘nd tests claim.”

[jurokudaime]

‘ you made this so fucking easy for me. ’

He may come from a line of warriors whose strength was so great that they could crush mountains, but even the fierces of individuals has their limits, and--unfortunately for Chouji--it would seem that he has met his.

He'd describe himself as being broken in the physical sense, except so many bones throughout his body have been fractured and snapped that the pain is almost too much to let him remain concious, nevermind thinking about his condition so (relatively) deeply.

All he knows is that he's scowling, having collapsed seconds ago, the man before him extremely battered too but apparently pleased with it all. Sick fuck.

One hand of his stays near his hip, where his clan's coloured pills are stored. He has no delusions about saving himself with them, but he'll be damned if he lets the man before him turn him into yet another sacrifice for that false-god that supposedly drives his actions.

An empty husk wouldn't be very pleasing to much of anybody, he thinks, nevermind a 'god' that seems to thrive on pain and suffering.

“Fuck you,” he eventually hisses, pausing to turn his head and spit blood to one side. “--And fuck your joke of a god too.”

[jurokudaime]

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No matter who he’s in a relationship with, Chouji fears he wouldn’t be a very good partner for someone.

It occasionally crosses his mind just how ugly people said he was in years prior (and sometimes even years later, in present day; it doesn’t hurt as much as it used to, but he’d be lying if he said it didn’t sting a bit), he knows he has a tendency to worry quite a lot, that he can be overbearing in his efforts to make sure others are okay, and so on.

To varying degrees, he feels he just wouldn’t be good enough for much of anybody.

[jurokudaime]

for a moment or two, chouji is incredibly tempted to lean over and pull shikamaru into a deep kiss while simultaneously jerking the other man off.. but decides against it for now, figuring that maybe he can initiate it next time.. if there is a next time.

gods, he hopes there will be.

and there's the rather silly question from shikamaru, to which chouji very nearly chuckles but refrains in favour of moving just a little closer and turning toward the other, then carefully taking one of shikamaru's hands in his own, slowly guiding it over and placing the man's hand on his cock. (his immediate thought is one he dare not say outloud for the sake of his dignity, but someone else's hand on it--even without movement--for once felt incredible.)

he has to pause for a second, lightly gnawing on his bottom lip before he seems to recover well enough (and resist the impulse to thrust up into that grip) to hand over the bottle of lubricant as well, his own hands moved back to his sides, his gaze somewhere between expectant and worried.

was this too forward of him? was it a stupid idea? would shikamaru be angry?

"you..." he begins, pausing to clear his throat; such a forward notion such as this made him a little nervous. "--you use your hands and apply it for me, shika. i mean..."

a little smile; he's glad he hasn't lost his nerve quite yet.

"it was your idea after all, and your ideas are always brilliant; you'd know best how much lube we should use."

there's an impulse to be affectionate, and chouji leans over just long enough to place a featherlight, quick kiss to shikamaru's lips before settling back where he was seconds prior.

"please, shika...?"

[jurokudaime]

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When he was still very little, Chouji would go on walks (if they could be called that; after a while, he usually wound up being carried because he got tired) with his father around their clan’s land.

While he enjoyed it for a number of reasons, his biggest one was that it meant he could spend time with the man and not have the threat of some shinobi showing up and demanding that he leave (potentially for months at a time) yet again.

Sometimes Chouji thinks about asking if it’s something they could try to start up again, but he hasn’t yet actually worked up the nerve to ask; He doesn’t want to be a bother.

[jurokudaime]

Which does your character idealize most: happiness or success?

He doesn’t really favour one over the other because he believes they go hand-in-hand.

If you’re happy, it’s easier to be successful.If you’re successful, it’s easier to be happy.

But if one had to be picked--success, though it depends on the circumstances at hand.

[jurokudaime]

How does your character behave around children?

Depending on how young they are, varying degrees of ‘an overly-cautious babysitter who enjoys their job’.

He’s been told by quite the number of children that he’s easy for them to talk to, that he’s big but not scary, and even that he looks like a big cuddly teddy bear--all of this makes him incredibly happy.

While nobody’s patience is truly infinite, Chouji’s comes close when he’s dealing with children, because he figures that just giving them the chance to talk is a lot more than most other adults allow them, and when you treat them like real people, them cooperate with you so much better.

[jurokudaime]

Describe a scenario in which your character feels most comfortable.

He’s at home, where all the people he genuinely cares about are within eyesight (or otherwise easily contacted/found).

Things are quiet, calm, and he doesn’t feel as though he has to constantly be on-edge (for fear of being attacked).

He sleeps much easier, the loudest noises being the distant chirping of crickets and his parents’ muffled voices from the next room over.

[jurokudaime]

What does your character believe will happen to them after they die? Does this belief scare them?

He believes his corpse will rot, just like every other dead person’s does.

He knows that one’s spirit lingers to a certain point, given all the deceased individuals that were brought back during the last war, but he doesn’t really believe in a ‘heaven’ -- just that there is some sort of plane of existence that your soul resides in.

A non-hellish limbo, perhaps.