Thing In The woods

Zayne - 24+ - he/him it/its - Villain Liker - -Romantic partner is @birch-pictures - Queerplatonic partner is @Emile-hides - multishipper - deathkin/shapeshifterkin (foxkin primary shift) - current hyperfixation: one piece/hellaverse

[biohazard-inevitable]

Hello all and welcome to the Freakshow!

My name is Zayne and this is my main blog!

What I’ve got going on here is anyone’s guess as it is a wild west of shenaniganry that I’m frankly too lazy to organize now, but mostly its just assorted reblogs and life updates and frantic yapping about nerdy shit.

I’m a professional freak at this rate and am otherkin, and shapeshifter is probably the best way to put it. The shapes I’m most commonly shifted in are usually canids, like foxes, coyotes and wolves, but I’m also sometimes spooky weird cryptid thing thats made of bones and the forest itself, Nowhere King style, but you can just call it Death Itself

Art of this particular form can be found under #True Form Posting

Below you can find links to my sideblogs and Ao3 account where I post the most UNHINGED nonsense simply because I can!

Ao3 account

Zdiskuss

OC blog

Selfship blog

PFP source

This blog is dedicated the unending pillar of darkness that gives my body form

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Vague gushing about books I like at work to my coworkers and one of em going, “dang thats a lot of books in a series! How much of it is sex tho haha?”

And then they’re genuinely surprised when I say “none” cause they’re assuming I’m reading all the latest romantasy hits when no-

ANIMAL FICTION.

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I forgot how much of an idiot Fireheart is I am-

HAVING. A TIME.

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I’ve discovered clangen and now I have to go into work thinking about cats and a series i havent read since elementary school….

Anyways on book 3 at work and getting back into the cats….

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But I’m alergic to hater soup…

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The WORST time to go to bed is when you have to be up early for something you’re excited for cause you’re layin in bed trying to sleep but you cant sleep cause you’re so excited and its just!!!!!

AAAA- LET ME TIMESKIP PLEASE

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As I tuck in for the night sometimes, I imagine myself in my true body

I imagine its hulking shamble of twisted bones draped in long, messy fur, curled like knotted tree roots among the verdant ferns and croaking bullfrogs as this human form slips into darkness and the great blue wisps of fire flicker to life in the eye sockets.

My jaw creaks and rattles like a xylophone of joints as my neck stretches and twists away the ache of eons old slumber, each tender lean breaking apart the clumps of moss that have clung together during my sleep.

My claws flex and stretch as i feel around, readdjusting myself to my proper posture and size as I was my talons in the cold stream beside me before rising to tower alongside the looming redwoods far larger than I.

I take a deep, phantasmal breath of the humid forest around me, relishing in the cool suggestion of lush greenery and earthen floor, petrichor gently at the edge of my senses as I settle once more into a body that feels more like my own.

I am still a nerd beneath the shaggy form and undead creaks.

My stories are still hissed by my tongue and my games are still poked at by enlarged claws but the flesh that restrained and pained me has now melted for my preferred structure of magic and decay.

I am still me, and always shall I be, regardless of the form that lays in the bed whilst the mind imagines what should be.

[mossyforestfox]

I feel like being able to shapeshift would fix most of my problems

[punkitt-is-here]

I love it when someone's therian for a fictional animal

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a guy just made that up and you get to be them? truly the world is full of wonderful experiences. sometimes those experiences are being a dragon, which owns

[possumsarenice]

Shout everyone else taking the vow of silence today

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Y’all ever been surrounded by so much joy and whimsy you almost wanna cry?

Like I’ve got my favorite meal, leanin back in my new cozy chair with my favorite textures watching my favorite game show knowing I have 2 whole cakes in my minfridge for later while im sipping on my favorite soda

Sometimes, life doesnt suck and its lovely

[blueinsideout]

Ana and Demi having a perfectly normal one on Game Changer tonight.

[tropacant]

have some shitty chaotic pride flags ^^

check out the rest of the flags on my profile since tumblr has a 10 image limit lol as well as the fixed versions of a few of these cuz I’m big dumb

[xxtc-96xx]

it's that time again, kids

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Happy pride month from y’all’s local queer agender entity! :D

[monsterpotion]

"You can now sort your likes from oldest to newest on web and iOS. Do you remember what your first liked post was?"

oh dear

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oh its bad back there.

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Voting ended onJun 6

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Theres so many references I make all the time among my irl circles that simply never get the laughs they should as my irl circles know nothing of tumblr and dont know how to react when I mention things like spiders greorg or “mouy touy…” and I fear they never will