All Of The Things I Like A Regular Amount

the name’s Bean they/them | 20s | 🩷💜💙

[adonischildsupportcase]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Dungeon Meshi Season 2 is now offical!

Back to Dungeon Cuisine in October 2027!

[catgirltitties]

ok so write that down

[memento-meliora]

forced to say “it’s okay!” Instead of throwing a fucking chair at their head

[wateredwizard]

Why does your post have lingerie on

[memento-meliora]

God forbid a bitch be feeling herself while mentally ill in this economy 😢

[diphowell]

“i have a video that i could have released instead” is so funny like imagine on october 13th phil just reuploaded and made public the pinof kiss

[gaygoatshane]

the disappointment on shane's face hearing "goodbye hollander" in that vegas penthouse realizing he's not getting a goobye kiss after not getting kissed the whole time they fucked ☹️

[viktorrotkiv]

Phil saying "us kissing" has rewired my brain. Like yeah I know you're collaboratively gay but wdym you kiss???

[nealashitposts]

I cant go to my local libary anymore because last year when I stopped by a librarian was reading a book I wrote under a pen name years ago. This book sold under 10k copies and I've literally only heard people talk about this book online *if* I went looking for it so I went up to them and tried to start a conversation like "oh hey I've heard of that book is it good?" Like hoping for some real feedback and she goes "yeah I love reading things by queer writers" and in a moment of terror I was like "oh but- hold on, I thought the author was some old hetero white guy?!" A thing I thought because I used my own dead grandpa's picture for the author pic because grandpa never had internet. I fake looked it up and was like "yeah if he was queer its not public?" And without looking up this absolute unit goes "oh the author bio is obviously fake. I'd bet my left leg the author is a west coast millennial non-binary queer who has never lived on the east coast." And then proceeded to rattle off a dozen linguistic flourishes that are specfic to the pacific northwest that are in the book and several that are nearly ubiquitous in the state where I said my pen name lives that are somehow completely absent from the book.

So you know. Got read for fifth and didn't even find out if she liked it.

[charl0ttan]

its crazy how pretty much every single thing you can possibly do eithetr feels bad at first and then good or good at first but then bad

[charl0ttan]

[just-a-bean-babes]

99% of bug bite havers stop scratching right before the itching goes away

[guiltfactory-moved]

you should be fucking the most thematically significant person in your life

[star-shard]

Sometimes, fanfiction is carefully plotted out stories, with plot points and call backs and themes that all tie it up in a meaningful and exciting way.

And sometimes fanfiction is, ‘Watch me do a fucking KICK FLIP off this cool sentence!! Also here's some sex'

Both are beautiful forms of writing.

[wildlymint]

and then they actually filmed a q&a #networking

[mothmanbussy420]

“i have a video, phil is not on fire, of us KISSING”

[sadomiasochasm]

Don't jerk off in anger

[just-a-bean-babes]

The prettiest girl in the world

[just-a-bean-babes]

Does anyone know what to do

[ahappyphjl]

hey ummmm. dan and phil kissed in front of the camera while filming pinof 1. and they’re not married… yet. and they call each other homeslice. and sing together while doing the dishes. does anyone know how to process this.