AnxiousBookLover

I’m just a nerd/writer who loves books, fan fiction, Marvel, The Arcana, and much more....

[paradoxial-cunt]

[bog-goblin]

[bog-goblin]

[i-am-a-fish]

[wordshaveteeth]

History is a tale we tell, not a perfect account of reality, I continued. You just have to figure out whether you trust the storyteller.

- Hua Hsu, Stay True

[the-gay-goblin]

Only day you can reblog this

[vigilantsycamore]

Next time you can reblog will be on 26th January 2025

[sistertaxon]

its so funny that they were like "oh the guy who plays dr who is too old and sick how are we gonna explain that there's someone else playing him now" and they were like. well we could just get another old white guy who looks similar. we could have him hand off the keys to someone else. we could have a bad guy turn him invisible and he comes back wrong. and they eventually went with the stupidest possible answer which was "he just does that sometimes"

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Okay yeah but it does seem to be working out for them

[rdfox-thesequel]

I can’t stop laughing, these jokes are so lame but so damn funny xD

[the-haiku-bot]

I can’t stop laughing,

these jokes are so lame but so

damn funny xD

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[animusrox]

[theartofangirling]

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

happy ides of March

[psychosociogentleman-deactivate]

yo why is this on my dash its august

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

Yeah, why is this getting notes? It's August!

[dragonanarchist1155]

It's knife day

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

Oh

[veinitas]

me when i see a cat: CAT! cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

[lurknomoar-deactivated20151109]

Fun fact: when I see cute animals, I forget English and automatically revert to my native Hungarian. I don’t know what bystanders make of me, reciting guttural gibberish to rabbits.

[quizzicalqueek]

But the real question is, what are you SAYING to the rabbits? Is it ‘RABBIT! rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit bunny bunny bunny awww cute bunnyyyyy’?

[lurknomoar-deactivated20151109]

Well, I usually say the Hungarian equivalent of ‘bun bun bun lil bun look at your tiny spoon-shaped ears awww bun brave little lawnmower bun’, but sometimes I say ‘hey rabbits, my sister’s gonna go to med school’ because I think everyone should know.

[littlegaywitch]

I live in Japan, and I always revert to English to talk to small animals, and I was cooing at this tiny little fluff machine of a puppy in baby english like “hello you’re so cute such a cute hello hello yess you’re good” and the 70 year old Japanese lady that was walking him started to *translate the baby talk english into Japanese* for her pup. She wanted to be sure he understood it too.

[sindri42]

https://xkcd.com/231/

[wind-voice]

ACCURATE.

[eileenthedeafdog]

I was at a pet store with Eileen. A woman walked up to us and asked if she could pet her. Eileen’s collar has ‘Deaf Dog’ embroidered on it. The lady asked about it, I confirmed, yes, she’s deaf. The lady immediately switched to American Sign Language and asked her how was her day, was she being a good girl, she’s so pretty. Eileen was wagging her tail excitedly, knowing that someone is talking to her.

[kiramartinauthor]

When you're writing and you suddenly realize you don't know what happens next

[taraljc]

When you’re writing and you suddenly realise you DO know what happens next

[justahappycloud]

When you’re writing and you realise you have to write what happens next

[musing-and-music]

When you know what you want to write and how to write it but you can’t write at this moment

[candieduranium]

rb to stare at a mutual like this:

[depsidase]

[fangirltothefullest]

The "puritanical feelings" are corporate greed by the way.

[spidermanifested]

hey. what do a selkie and a ziploc bag have in common

[spidermanifested]

resealable

[aquilacalvitium]

(Sigh)

(Reblog)

[theincaprincess]

I had to wait a whole year to post this 😂

[riptidelover]

This is the guy who will ask THE GOD OF WAR if he’s scared to fight him, hold up the sky, fall into Tartarus, save Olympus AND defeat the monsters it takes the other hero’s years to defeat

[greenthena]

2023 Bucket

This is a bucket. Anything you don't want to take with you into 2024, feel free to drop it in the bucket. I will be burning the contents (with Hellfire) at exactly 11:59pm on New Year's Eve.

You don't have to type anything, at all. Just reblog the bucket and your intentions will be known by the universe. Or the bucket. Or whatever you like.

[only-cat-memes]