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[memewhore]

[min0uze]

Xenk tries his best to answer Ed’s question 😌🪱💕

[bloodytales]

This is the cutest thing!

[notanecoterroristbaeddeldotcom]

oh jesus christ that’s adorable

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[txttletale]

we should start doing ancient aliens conspiracies but for buildings that arent even that old or impressive

[txttletale]

aliens built this

[memewhore]

[memewhore]

[memewhore]

[theunfairfolk]

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

Berry!!

[celebrity-pharmacist]

[heedra]

all cyberpunk stories are like “If you wanna crack open a cybercroissant this nasty, you’re gonna need a real top notch e-driller. i know a guy- Toledo Killswitch- he’s got the frag ordinance you need to grizzle this bocce ball.”

[fuckaspunk]

[my-darling-boy]

No male WWI pinups exist yet so my gay ass decided to change that at 1 AM and I ended up looking like a propaganda poster with homoerotic undertones so

[my-darling-boy]

Some of you mistook the belt around my tunic for me wearing a crop top, but then I thought, what if it WAS a crop top instead?

[my-darling-boy]

“No Charles, I will not be taking criticism” I say whilst making direct eye contact with my WWI soldier ancestor’s portrait hanging on the wall in full view of me wearing my uniform with tiny shorts posing like an Edwardian renter in front of my phone taped to a tripod at 2:26 AM

[my-darling-boy]

People told me they want more so here’s to being anti-war!! War is a trap lads!! Lord Kitchener’s ghost is going to manifest in my room after I post this but I WILL fight him!!

[ihassheepquake]

Now this...

This is ART

[lokeanrampant]

I love and support this so much.

[aubrey-plaza]

okay everybody go home this is the best one

[slatestarscratchpad]

Once upon a time there was a small desert village with a single well outside town. One day a young woman went to the well to fetch water, and the well heard her crying, and asked “What’s wrong?”

She stopped her sobbing and asked the well “You can talk?”

“Yes,” said the well. “Long ago, the witch who lives in this town gave me life so I could serve as a guardian to the townspeople.”

“Alas,” said the young woman. “I am the daughter of that witch. She lived in peace with the townsfolk for many years. But the new mayor, who is a violent and hateful man, riled the people up against her, and they burned her at the stake. I am young and still do not know very much magic. I tried to curse them, but my curses fizzled. Now I worry I will never avenge my mother’s death.”

“Do not be afraid,” said the well. “I will take care of this.”

The next morning, when the Mayor came to fetch water from the well, he heard an odd noise coming from the bottom. He peered over as far as he could to see what was happening. Then an impossibly long arm shot up from the bottom of the well, grabbed the mayor, and pulled him into the well shaft. There was a horrible crunching sound, and nobody ever saw the Mayor again. The townsfolk apologized to the witch’s daughter, and they all lived happily ever after.

Moral of the story: living well is the best revenge

[weirdchristmas]

I apologize.

[valtsv]

allow me to slip into something a little more… comfortable *is enveloped in fog and disappears never to be seen or heard from again*