They call me Salty.

|Sam I am|honestly wtf|

[serious]

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[eba1994-deactivated20200430]

[thekinofpumps]

Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.

Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.

[ruthbadergirsberg]

[fromthewildwood]

I said many ignorant people nowadays thought ‘Frankenstein’ was the name of the monster, and not of the scientist who created him. Mary Shelley said, ‘That’s not so ignorant after all. There are two monsters in my story, not one. And one of them, the scientist, is indeed named Frankenstein.’ 

(Kurt Vonnegut)

[breakintherain]

It makes you want to give Mary Shelley a high five. I’m glad she knew how brilliant she was all along. 

[thewaysidedreams]

Proof once again that women know where shit is at. People argue nature versus nurture and she was already saying it doesn’t mean shit in 1818. You are your choices; ‘cool motive still murder’ at it’s finest.

[om-exia]

[ubiquitous-pearl-deactivated201]

Y u pet me

Keep pet me

This always makes me happy, because the source video shows that the shark actually wanted this. It experienced it once and then kept coming back for more petting.

(also, because i’ve seen comments about this: the shark is able to breathe while still, not all species need to be in motion to pass water through their gills. If you look closely, you can see its gills pumping)

I would very much like if more people would pet sharks and be good to them instead of trying to hurt them please

Sharks are very lovely and should get pettings like these more :)

MythBusters did an episode on how to survive a shark attack and a shark’s nose is so sensitive that a gentle tap is all you need to drive it away. The guy sat on the ocean floor with a bucket of chum and didn’t get attacked once, when hungry sharks swam up he’d give them a boop on the nose and they’d swim away. So if the shark is friendly, pet the snoot. If the shark is dangerous, boop the snoot. Either way, no one dies. 

Boop the snoot

Reblogging for adorable shark and ‘boop the snoot.’

[uptional]

[floralls]

[cybergata]

[radioactiveferret56]

It’s the best box in the world

[calefactum]

PET THEM NOW

[dcivids]

2016 Carolina Crown “Relentless”: Opener.

[iconicallymediocre]

[ashprincessmidna]

Someone kill me I’ve been laughing at this for 5 mins straight

[ghosts-coffee]

@breathofmischief

[an-army-red-as-blood-deactivate]

//WHY DOES THIS EXIST

[irl-mary]

@luxwing

[thebossbaby-official]

Disney Heroines + their names’ meanings

Bonus:

[thewendybird]

reblogging almost solely because almost everyone’s name is meaningful but Rapunzel’s literally just means lettuce

[iamnevertheone]

[kimreesesdaughter]

May you NEVER be in a position to not afford your rent!

Sending good vibes to everyone with rent, utilities and more bills than bills! Better days are ahead.

[sip-on-something-sleepy]

[parksandfluff]

[boobiwan]

me: *remembers that out of the three main protagonists of the new star wars movie not one of them is a white man. that the most shipped pair is an interracial coupe with a black and hispanic man and that we are gonna get a female jedi as main hero*

me:

[valeria2067]

Please keep reblogging posts like this. It’s making entitled boys and bigots so, so, so mad.

[yrbff]

[drackiszunk]

Always reblog.

[kuntsuragi]

i don’t think i’ve ever seen a picture that raises so many questions before in my life

[chaos-and-cookies]

Reblog the jurassic park vhs money baby for good luck and wealth in 2016!!!

[nefertiti--edgeskinky]

I just need this luck

[ndzsv]

Why not